Crazy Adventures of Mario and Luigi
One day Luigi woke up and got out of bed. He stretched and yawned and then went downstairs to eat his breakfast. As he was getting the cereal out of the cupboard, he noticed Mario lying down on the floor passed out.
"Mario?!" Luigi screamed out, terrified about what may have happened to his brother.
"Si-I am okay, Luigi!" Mario got up drunkenly then slipped on the wet floor and smacked his head on the counter, knocking himself unconscious.
"OH MY GOD!" Luigi yelled out like a girl then ran to the telephone, and instead of calling the police which seemed like the most suitable thing to do, Luigi called Daisy and asked her to come over.
"Okay babe I'm coming." Daisy called through the phone. Luigi hung up and seconds later there was a knock at the door.
"Come in-a!" Luigi called out, grinning because he loves Daisy.
"Hey Luigi," Daisy grinned and hugged him, then she realised Mario was lying on the floor unconscious, with a suspicious pool of blood beside him.
"LUIGI! DID YOU KILL MARIO?!" Daisy gasped and smacked the back of Luigi's head.
"No..I swear I-a just found him here!" Luigi looked at Daisy with puppy-eyes defensively.
"Oh yeah.. I forgot to tell you we had a crazy party here last night. I think I remember Mario passing out after we sprayed ketchup all over him. Hah." Daisy smiled as if it was a good memory.
"W-What?! You didn't invite me?!"
"Well… it did start at 8:00pm, way past your bedtime Luigi."
Luigi pouted and cried. Daisy comfortingly patted his back and Luigi stared into her deep blue eyes.
"I love you…" Luigi gasped, he didn't realise where exactly that came from, it just came out.
"Erm… Okay?" Daisy took her hands off Luigi, looked at him with bewilderment in her eyes then took off out the open door. Luigi stared after her, sniffing at his sudden rejection.
"Uuhhh.. L-Luigi? Where am I…" Mario attempted to make conversation.
Luigi needed a scapegoat. He looked at Mario, growled and kicked him as hard as he could in the shin. Mario passed out once again.
Luigi ran off back to bed so he could cry about how he would always be second to Mario.