The Ice is in the Soda
"Here, Ax-man, have a soda."
"There's. Rzzzzzzz. Ice I. I. Ice. Eyes? Ice.In this. Is. Ice. In thiiiiz.""
"There he goes again!"
"Yes, there's ice in it."
"Ax, please... a voice isn't a toy."
"Why? Why-wh-wh-whah. Why? Ice is. Not. Naht. Nutritious. Nuuutriz. Ee-o-us. Nu-nutricious – delicious. Zious. Zious. Zeeeeooooooous."
"It takes a year for him to say anything when he's in this mood."
"It's to keep it cool, Ax."
"Why. Whaaah. J. Why? Eat cold food? Oood?"
"If it's warm outside people like to drink cold sodas."
"And if-if-ifffff it's – it is – it's – it is – it's – it is – if it is cold old old cold outside?"
"People drink hot chocolate."
"Don't mention chocolate!"
"Cho? Choc? Chocolate?"
"No chocolate. Just drink your soda, Ax. You'll like it. It's sweet."
"Like chocolate? Choco. Chock. Chocolate?"
"No. We're keeping you away from chocolate, remember?"
"Yes, Prince Jake."
"Don't call me Prince."
"Yes, Prince Jake."
"Look at that! He's not stuttering when he's agreeing with Jake. Let's just keep him agreeing with Jake."
"Let him be, he's just having some fun."
"Precisely. So shut up, Marco."
"You really need to work on your vocabulary, Rachel."
"To save you an expensive dental appointment, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."
"Oh, Mighty Xena, I'm overwhelmed with gratitude!"
"Ax? Ignore them. Drink your soda."
"Aaah! Cold!"
"I'm only guessing, but I'd say that's the ice."
"Ice. Eyezzzz. It melts – meltzzzzz – on – my – maaaaiiii - tongue. Like chocolate. Choco –"
"No chocolate, Ax."
"Yes, Prince Jake. Iiiice. Mhmh."