Prussia Discovers Google; He no longer exists
"Zhat's impossible!" Prussia shouted. "Silence, you Liar!"
"I'm afraid it's true," Germany assured him.
Prussia sat down at Germany's computer and went online.
"Hey! You are not allowed on zhat computer und you know it!"
Prussia ignored him and Googled "Prussia" on Wikipedia lol but after reading that Prussia the country didn't actually exist anymore, he slumped in his seat.
"I tried to varn you," Germany replied.
"…abolished in 1947?" Prussia read each line carefully, tracing it with his finger on the monitor. Then he suddenly shot up and shouted, "after YOUR precious und stupid Vorld Var 2!"
"Vhat? Are you sayingk zis ist mein fault?!" Germany demanded.
"I am so awesome zhat zey don't zink I exist!" Prussia shouted, but he was excited. "You can kill me on facebook or vhatever but Awesome Prussia alvays exists! Hehe…."
Germany shook his head. Why did he bother?
The End