You might be obsessed with Klingons if

by kogasgirl76

These are just a few signs that you could have an obsession with Klingons. I hope this helps.

You just might have a Klingon obsession if...

1. You are insulted when people speak to you in a civil manner.

2. You are turned on by being slapped around.

3. You think that brow ridges are sexy.

4. You have a collection of antique bat'leths displayed in your living room.

5. You drink prune juice every morning.

6. You get depressed because your friends don't hurt you with pain sticks on your

birthday.

7. You think blood wine is a delicacy. (although that could work for vampires too lol)

8. Getting into a fist fight over the last piece of raw steak is a common occurrence in your house.

9. You think that Tarkezien Razor Beasts are cute and cuddly.

10. You think that the best way to get a promotion is to kill your superior officer.