TOTAL DRAMA:MAYHAM vol.1
Chris:"Hello and welcome to TOTAL DRAMA MAYHAM I'm your host Chris Mclean,this season we have 24 all new contestants,which will be competing for 1 million dollars!Oh and here they come now!"
The boat arrives at the dock,and all the contestants are thrown,out of the :"Here's my favorite contastant Tony!"Tony:"Your favorite,you don't even know me."Chris:"Sure I do you auditioned right?"Tony:"Yeah,i guess."Tony:{mumbles}"I hate it when people are right"
Chris:"Next up is Alexis!"Alexis:{falls off boat}"Hi chris!"Chris:"Alexis...,looking good!{smiles}but not as gorgeus as moi"Alexis:"Don't talk to me that way"{slaps chris}Chris:"OWWWWWW"
Chris:"Anyway,next up former jerk Leo"Leo:"I'm the jerk huh, well we'll see whos the jerk when I have the million"Chris:"Yeah...right"Chris:"Next up,Fangirl extraordinaire,Kait"Kait:"Hi chris I love your show SOOOOO MUCH would you want a cupcake"Chris:"No,thank you,moving on"
Kait:"EEEEEE,Does anybody want a cupcake!"Leo:"No"{slaps tray of cupcakes out of kait's hand}Kait:"why did you do that I put so much time into those!"Leo:{laughs}Chris:"Next up,Cat!"Cat:"Wheres chris?"Chris:"ummmmm right here cat"Cat:"No I'm looking for chris!"Everybody:"He is chris!"Cat:"oh Chris there you are"
Chris:"Anyway,next up Churro"Churro:"Million dollars here I come!"Chris:"Churro,you have to win first,...DUH"Chris:"Next up,Kevin"Kevin:"{walks on dock acting like the cool guy}"WOO HOO I'M SO GLAD TO BE HERE!Chris:"You'll regret that... SOON {EVIL LAUGH} mehehheheheh"
Chris:"Next up,Alehandro's cousin apparently, Marco"Marco:"Hello people,I'm guaranteed to win"Chris:"okay...okay... we know now gow stand by the contestants"Chris:"ugh...you know I'm tired of greeting everybody sooooooo this{pushes button}{everybody flies off the boat}I knew that button would come in handy}Chef:{slaps him five}
Chris:"If you don't know all the contestants here they are Alexis,Kevin,Kait,James,Nila,Lex,Mackenzie,Rachael ,Dominique Bella,Dom,David,Hunter,Luke,Sebastian,Leo,Danny,Gr egory, Carly,Adriane,Churro,Marco,Cat,Tony,and Maggie Well find out what teams they are on after the break on TOTAL DRAMA MAYHAM!"
Chris:Okay the brake is over!Now for the teams the team names are The Foureyed Foghorns and the Creepy Crocs and the Four eyed foghorns are,Hunter,James,Alexis,Churro,Sebastian,Luke,Magg ie,Carly, Dom,Tony,Nila,and Lex"Hunter:"As if i'm not going to be a so called for eye foghorn!"Chris:"Sorry,bro the teams are the teams!"Hunter:"Well I don't want to be on that team"
Chris"Too bad,Hunter"Hunter:"No not too bad"Chris you know what"{pushes button}Hunter:"what does that do?"Chris"Nothing,I'm hetting sick of you so bye bye"Hunter:"what{a spring sends him flying in to the air} AHHHHHHHH"Chris:"Bye-Bye Hunter"Hunter dissapears into the sky and lands on an island far far away.
Chris:We'll time to intourduce the creepy crocs the people on that team are,Cat,Danny,Adriane,Leo,Gregory,Bella,Marco,Rach ael,Kait, Kevin,Maggie,Dominique,David,and James"Everybody:"WOO HOO HUNTER IS GONE HE WAS SOOO ANNOYING"Chris:Find out what challenges,lie ahead for our contestants find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA:MAYHAM! {END CREDITS}