"C'mon Apu!"
Aladdin was running for his life across rooftops in downtown Agrabah with his trusty monkey sidekick... Abu. Replaced by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon by creative license of the movie's director, Barry.
"Yeah yeah! Just a second." Barry interrupted, rummaging through the trash. "Look what I found. It's a can of fizz." Barry held up an acid grenade for the M37 grenade launcher. Since Jill wasn't around to use it properly, Barry bit off the top of the grenade canister and chucked it into a horde of zombies. Arabian zombies. "I have this!" Barry pulled out his trusty magnum, appropriately named "Barry's 44 Magnum" in game. He merely marveled at his own reflection in the weapon's well polished shine. But he noticed a place that had be scuffed by dirt, probably from that time he took an axe to the head from an executioner and had to be saved by Rebecca.
"I'm Rebecca!" Rebecca Chambers stated with a salute in Barry's mind.
Barry reminisced as he used the only polish Barry trusted to give his gun that fine and impressive sheen: The bits of brains left over after bashing some zombies brains in with his Gun Bash melee move.
"Not now Apu!" Aladdin screeched to a halt. He'd run out of rooftops.
Glancing back over his shoulder at his pursuers Al was greeted to a clearly cut and paste black and white footage of Barry's live action actor smoking.
Aladdin looked down into the streets below. Seeing footage of a city riot outside Raccoon City. He looked at the monkey clinging to his face in surprise somehow.
Barry ran over, lighting up a cigar and looking down at the young man expectantly. "What's the matter, out of ammo?"
Aladdin was clearly a noob at Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D.
Footage of zombie cerberus dog running towards a mansion played before getting interrupted by a comparison clip from Resident Evil 6 of Piers and Chris split-screening it up on Urban Chaos with 2 minutes 36 seconds left on the clock.
"Captain!" Piers said, injecting Chris with a shot of adrenaline to keep him going.
"We gotta juuuuuuuump!" Aladdin did the unthinkable and jumped to his death.
Barry Burton thought twice about it, and due how ridiculously awesome he was, was able to just walk around into Resident Evil 6 and Gun Bash a Bloodshot saying "What is this?!"
The Zombies, aided by the Ganados led by Osmund Saddler of the Los Illuminados himself, then subsequently invaded and captured most of some part of Europe, we think maybe Spain, in a smashing film called: "Leon Kennedy Loses Ashley and She Drowns When She Falls Off the Jetski."
But that's a tale for another day.
Aladdin was scraped of the ground with a spatula by an armored Garrador who had been ousted for his role as Nasty Boss Enemy in Resident Evil: The Mercenaries 3D because he had badmouthed the narrator on set in the initial shooting.
His remains were not recovered.
Other people shot on set included Osmund Saddler, who despite being immune to most CONVENTIONAL weapons while not mutated, was NOT immune to a Rocket Launcher (Special) WHILE mutated.
The film was heralded for its clever use of one-liners, script and the fact that it had Barry. Barry Burton won a Magnum award for the brilliant sheen of his 44 Magnum.
Which Rebecca promptly picked up and returned back to the Online Duo of the Barry.
The End.