Disclaimer: i don't own the avengers or black sabbath.
Steve hung up the phone and walked into the kitchen, where breakfast was taking place. Steve looked right at Tony who was drinking his 3rd cup of coffee and eating a bagel.
"Tony." he said.
"Yes?"
"That call was from Black Sabbath. They said their stuff's copyrighted. Sorry."
"Well, shit. What am I supposed to call myself now? Iron Person?"
"Sorry, Tony."
Authors note: there it is, ladies and gentlemen. The first chapter. Do you get it? Please say you understand the joke.