Eren looked to his right. Then to his left. Intestines and matter lined the insides of the titan's stomach along with the still living body of his childhood friend, whoever the fuck that was.
"Mommy..?" The boy wailed before reaching out a hand partially dissolved in stomach acid.
"Awhhhh shit nigggaaaaaa. Get yo ratchet ass hand away from me, yo!" Eren screamed, reeling away as fast as he could from the body with only one arm. Wait. One?
Eren looked again searching for his hand, his lover, his soul mate.
"Baby pls..." He moaned out in aguish, unable to find her.
"What does… the fox… say…?" Eren heard someone whisper and looked below at a hand gripping his tattered shirt.
"DING DING DING DING! HACHIHACHIHACHI HO!" Eren yelled out gleefully, taking his hand and successfully fusing it back together using his titan powers.
He and his hand burst Forth from the titan, exploding it and dropping thun thuns everywhere in the process.
"TO INFINITY" Eren started
"AND BEYOND!" His hand finished.
And they lived happily ever after, fapping to their fantasies.
Alright so that's that.
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I'm gonna try to upload a serious fanfic soon.
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