A Mighty Duel
Greetings beloved readers, HyperFitched here. Those of you who follow any of the authors of theses pages on Twitter will already know that there is a good deal of banter and light hearted swagger going on. And sometimes this joshing leads to ideas and challenges – both The Game and Kitchen Stories came out of ideas floated out during our chats.
And such a time has come again. Except this time, instead of a collaboration, we have a duel… A write off between whyyesitscar and FitchSwitch to win the hand in marriage of an esteemed reviewer, the lovely rockyourworld.
But first a little background. Yesterday I was on Twitter and I noticed I had a new follower called rock0your0world… literally moments later there was a tweet from whyesitscar along the lines of 'whoever rockyourworld is, I want to marry her for that last review'. To which FitchSwitch replied that she too wanted to marry rock for a similarly lovely review. There followed a great deal of bragging and facing off (honestly, it was worse than a freestyle hip hop battle out there) during which time I informed rockyourworld to her great delight that two of her favourite author's were fighting over her. I know from first hand experience that she does write lovely reviews and is definitely worth fighting for. Eventually a challenge was thrown down, a duel was proposed and the contestants agreed terms…
A story, in less than 2000 words, to be delivered today on a subject that rockyourworld herself would choose. You the readers, will get to vote on your favourite, but the final arbiter will be the lady herself. I will deliver the stories anonymously in the next two chapters (I have even flipped a coin for the order), and will inform you of the victor once rockyourworld has had time to digest and make her choice….
The subject Ladies and Gentlemen is Naomily when they are older, a lot older. I believe silver hair was demanded…
So read, enjoy, don't forget to vote for your favourite, and may the best woman win…
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