Cartman's War

by Funnyman Timmy

When Kyle misses a special Terrance and Phillip appearence Cartman declares war on his family. But when things go hay-wire Stan, Kenny, Kyle, and Cartman must stop what Cartman has done before all hope is lost for all time. Plus Terrance and Phillip appea

1. Chapter 1

"I don't own the characters of South Park. They're copyrights are owned by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I am just using them for my story."

Cartman's War

By Funnyman Timmy

Chapter One

It was just another boring day at South Park Elementary. Kyle, Stan, and Kenny joined they're friend Eric Cartman in the lunch line. "Dude I can't wait for tonight's Conan O'Brien episode." said Stan to his friends. "Yeah I can't believe Terrance and Phillip are actually being seen on that show" said Kyle relating to the last time they appeared on television. "Hello Children." said Chef. "Hey Chef." said the quadrio. "What's going on?" asked Chef. "Terrance and Phillip are appearing on Conan O'Brien tonight." Said Kyle walking off to get milk. "Well have fun." yelled Chef. "Dude this is going to beat that time Kyle's mom took us to the Jewish part of New York." said Cartman laughing hysterically. "Shut up Cartman!" yelled Kyle. Indeed Cartman's words were right. Every kid in South Park was watching Conan O'Brien. All except Kyle who missed it because of The Wizard of Oz on ABC Family. The next day the school was a buzz about the interview. "You mean you missed it because of your mom watching the Wizard of Oz?" said Stan. Kyle nodded. "That's it I am not going to hear anymore about your fcking bitch of a mother" yelled Cartman. "as of now I declare war on the Broflovski family."!