We Should Get A Pet
Bella's Point Of View (POV)
It was late afternoon at the Cullen's house and Jasper, Emmett, Edward, Jacob, and I were sitting in a circle discussing strange matters. After a brief moment of silence, I started a new topic. "We should get a pet."
Silence.
"What kind of pet would you like, love?" Edward asked.
"A cat," I answered.
"Uh, a cat, huh?" Jake said.
"I don't think we should get a cat." Emmett stated matter-of-factly.
"Why not?" I pondered.
"Because, dear, you'd probably eat it." Edward said.
"We had a cat once. Carlisle tried to clone it, Alice dressed it in designer clothes, Esme wanted to decapitate it, and Emmett was afraid of it." Jasper added helpfully.
The whole conversation had Jacob holding back laughter.
"What happened to it?" I asked.
"Rosalie ate it." he replied.
Jacob burst out laughing his annoying husky laugh yet again. I looked at Jasper to see if he could fo anything to make him stop, but he just shrugged his shoulders and the look on his face said, I already tried.
"Poor kitty. I know-We can get a frog!" I exclaimed.
"Bella, you wouldn't go near a frog if we got one," Emmett said. Jake burst out laughing.
I glared at him. "I know," I said, "We can get a dog."
"He could sleep outside," Jasper said.
"And have to hunt for his food," Edward said.
"And when he got mad, he could morph into a cat," Emmett said.
"No, Emmett, you ruined it," Edward said.
"You guys are cruel," Jake said, "I'm leaving."
And with that, he was gone.
"Finally, I thought I was going to burst out in laughter or explode in anger any second." Jasper said, exasperated.
"So, what about that dog?" Emmett questioned.
Everyone laughed.