Alright folks. I'm breaking from the usual MTG related fanfics for a Transformers based fanfic. In this case, Decepticons only, mainly Starscream, Megatron, my own newly developed OC's Crater and Deadlock (not to be confused with Deadlock that later becomes Drift), Thundercracker, Acid Storm, Skywarp, and Blitzwing. Yeah, I know, I'm crossing a time and space continuum thread here, but I don't care. In this fanfic, it's a very ordinary, and boring, day onboard the Nemesis. Blitzwing and Skywarp rounded up all the fliers they could find for a game of Soccer. Let's read and find out what mayhem they wreak!
"Hey Crater!" I heard shouted as Skywarp and Blitzwing shouldered into my lab.
"Do not touch anything." I warned, turning to face them.
"Touch?" Blitzwing started, just before his face spun, the blue being replaced by black mask with red eyes and jagged gash for a mouth. "OOHH I LOVE TO TOUCH THE SHINY BUTTONS!" I simply knocked him on the head, causing his face to spin again, reverting back to the blue mask with a monocle. "Thank you."
"What are you two doing here anyway?" I asked, returning to a large monitor on a tank. Inside the tank floated Deadlock, my newest creation. Several years old, he has already taken some beating and doled them out as well. Skywarp spoke up first.
"Just wanted to know if you would like to join us in a game the humans call Soccer." I thought about it for a moment.
"Two teams go against each other trying to score points by kicking a small ball into a net?"
"The very one." I was silent for a moment again.
"Deadlock will join too. Where is the field?"
"Right below our ship. Megatron himself shall join us." Blitzwing stated, as cold as ever. Then his face spun. Again. This time it stopped on a red face with a visor and big chin. "And I shall crush my enemies into dust!" He shouted.
"I'll be down soon enough."
3 hours later.
I stood on one side of the field, a large expanse of grass, the trees having been forcibly ripped out and tossed aside by Blitzwing. Deadlock stood behind me, along with Starscream and Thundercracker. Megatron was the team captain for the other side, having Blitzwing, Acid Storm, and Skywarp arranged behind him. A vehicon stood between me and Megatron, holding the makeshift ball, just a hunk of metal made into a sphere, aloft.
"May the best team win." I said with a smile.
"Indeed, Crater. Although, I have a sneaking suspicion you aren't exactly a fair player." He stated, standing only slightly taller than I am.
"I'm a decepticon. Of course I don't play fair!" I flipped just as the vehicon dropped the ball, one foot smashing across Megatron's faceplate, the other catching the ball and throwing it high in the air. "Go!" Deadlock transformed, becoming a small jet that rocketed straight for the ball. He transformed again in midair, kicking the ball straight down. I attempted to kick the ball again, only to have Skywarp suddenly pop into existence.
"Peekaboo!" He taunted, disappearing with the ball.
"That son of a bitch! Starscream, cover the goal! NOW!" I houted, running after Skywarp as soon as I saw him reappear. "Deadlock! Operation Jumpjet!" Deadlock ran up behind me, reaching out as he got closer. Soon as we made contact, he transformed, becoming a jet pack sitting on my back. I fired it, taking off after Skywarp while skimming the ground. I shoot under his legs, causing him to trip as I caught the ball.I flipped, landing in a slide before getting the ball into the air. "And time for fun!" I caught the ball again, this time in the barrel of my Ion Blaster. Cocking it, I aimed across the field at the goal just before firing it. The ball soared through the air.
"Nice try." Megatron said, catching the ball and sliding back into the goal. "You wanted fun." He slid the ball into his Fusion cannon.
"Oh dear god." I heard Starcream mutter.
"Operation Apex!" I shouted, the jetpack shifting into the Apex Armor. "Theory proven. Analysis and final judgment: success." Megatro fired his fusion cannon straight at the goal.
"By the Allspark, I'm out of here!" Starscream transformed into his jet, taking off to the air just as I lumbered over in front of the goal. The ball slammed into my chest, knocking me back until I got entangled in the net. I pulled myself free, Deadlock transforming into his robot mode.
"No more canon shots." I stated as I kicked the ball gently. I picked it up onto my foot, flipping and bouncing it around. Acid Storm charged in with a shout. "Deadlock!" I kicked the ball to him, charging down the field. "Let's go Thundercracker!" I shouted. He took off, creating that signature sonic blast that rocked everyone back.
Well, I'm cutting it there. I might not even finish it, to be honest. Simply because, while the idea was sound in my head, on paper, it's a bit more difficult to type than I thought. So, on that note, please, do leave comments. I want your feedback on this. Like, really badly. I want to know how to improve it. What do I need to do to make it better? And what do you think should happen in the next chapter? So, on that note, only things I own are Deadlock and Crater. The rest belongs to whoever owns the Transformer franchise. Flames will be used to roast marshmallows!