Watching Bella Sleep
Emmett's Point Of View (POV)
Edward was hunting, and I was bored. I figured I'd go to Bella's house and ask her what humans do for fun. I ran at hyper-vampire speed (I could never get enough of that) and knocked on the front door. Charlie answered, and before I could regain focus from staring at the pretty red flowers near the front landscaping, I was cheerfully greeted with a, "Oh, Emmett! That's you, isn't it? What on earth are you doing here at 2:30!" and then he slammed the wooden front door in my face. I was about to go home when I remembered I was a vampire. DUH! So I climbed a tree and jumped into her window. I heard her talking about some sort of "evil bloodsucking penguins." Oh, so now we're all penguins? Oh, Bella, revenge...sweet, sweet revenge!! Mwahahahaha! So I decided to have some fun. I took out my phone and put it on video, I then whispered into her ear. "They're going to get Edward!" She shrieked. "Oh no!! They're gonna get Eddie-weddie-poo!" I almost burst out laughing, but that would ruin everything.
Bella's Point Of View (POV)
I heard Emmett giggle, and woke up immediately. He mumbled, "Oh, Jasper's gonna love this." So, I figured I'd get revenge on his revenge and keep my eyes closed. He leaned in and whispered, "Yes, but here comes SUPER EMMETT, here to save the day, and Eddie-weddie-poo," he added sarcastically. I thought of what bothered him the most. His identity crisis. Jasper and Edward thought he was a girl. "Oh NO!! NO! No! No. Super Emmett got eaten by Mr. Cross-Dresser, and now he's Super Emmett, Drag Queen of Transylvania!!!!!!" I heard the thud as he jumped out of my window and ran into the forest, screaming," No, I'm not a girl!"