A/N: Okay, I did this as a quick write the other day and yeah. I'm considering developing it but I want your opinion!!! Worth developing or drop it? Thank you so much!!! And also, you probably won't understand this unless you're familiar with "American Gothic" by Grant Wood.



BILL: I am man. Hear me roar.

MARGORY: Goodness Bill! Stop foolin' around with that pitchfork!

BILL: Sorry Marge! Just thought it would be fun. *swings pitchfork around like a sword*

MARGORY: BILL! Give me that pitchfork before you hurt yourself!

BILL: No.

MARGORY: Bill. Give it to me. *reaches for the pitchfork*

BILL: *dodges Margory*

MARGORY: I don't want to have to hurt you Bill! *lunges at Bill*

BILL: *dodges Margory again* Luke! I am your father!

MARGORY: Bill. I really don't want to use force on you but if I have to I will! *grabs for it again*

BILL: *bounces out of Margory's reach* I will fight you Matrix style!

MARGORY: *rolls eyes* I don't know what I'm going to do with you Bill.

BILL: *cackles insanely and pokes Margory playfully in the stomach* I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too! *cackles more*

MARGORY: *sighs* Sometimes I think I should have listened to my mother and married that lawyer.