A/n Whattt? Another story! Shannaro! This is like a record for me or something! 3 new stories and 2 updates in one week!

This story was originally going to be this one shot I had an idea for but... then it changed ^-^ It happens, right? So here's a totally different story than I originally planned ^-^" I promise it's well thought out, though! As soon as I changed my mind I planned the whole story before continuing!

Enjoy!

"Could you not talk so much, Dei." Hidan Gisei grumbled to his blonde idiot of a best friend. Deidara stuck his tongue out at Hidan, but stopped talking anyways. It was obvious to him that Hidan was in a bad mood, probably due to another fight with his dad that morning. The pair continued on to school in companionable silence.

Hidan and Deidara had been friends since the 2nd grade when Hidan cut his hand and smeared the blood all over Deidara's drawing. The blonde was repulsed and there was immediately a screaming match between the six year olds. Hidan insisted that the sacrificial meaning was far more beautiful than anything Deidara could ever draw, in a religious opinion far beyond his years. Deidara had been shocked by the maturity in Hidan's argument, and with nothing good to say in reply, he dumped a jar of glitter in Hidan's silver hair. The two boys had stared each other down for a few minutes before breaking out into laughter together.

No matter how different they were, they were best friends.

"You think that old creep, Orochimaru, will cancel the science test if you say pretty please?" Deidara snickered, making disgusting kissy faces and breaking the silence just as they stepped through the wrought iron gates onto the school grounds. Hidan scowled dangerously and reached out with one arm, effortlessly pushing Deidara to the ground. Without missing a beat Deidara was on his feet again, grinning.

"You're just mad 'cause you know he would!" Deidara insisted with another laugh. Hidan was too pissed to respond. It was no secret to any of the students that Orochimaru had a serious obsession with Hidan. But then again, didn't everyone? Hidan didn't mean to be conceited, but it was hard to ignore the fact that pretty much every person in the school fawned over him. Well… almost every person…

Hidan grinned viciously when he caught a sight of brown out of his peripherals. Deidara sighed when he felt Hidan's entire demeanor change. It happened every morning. Every time Hidan saw Him.

"I'll-"

"See ya later?" Deidara cut Hidan off. Hidan shrugged his shoulders innocently and Deidara rolled his eyes. He had planned on saying something else when he saw a redhead up ahead that he desperately needed to kiss at the soonest possible moment. "Let's meet up before lunch." Deidara offered before briskly walking away. Hidan watched Deidara wind his arms around Sasori near the side of the school, ignoring the redhead's every attempt to escape his grasp.

That was just how he and Deidara were. They chased after what they couldn't have and didn't give up until they had their way. When everyone wanted you, it was the only way to find fun in their love lives. So many people vied for Hidan and Deidara, so the few people who didn't were the ones the boys were attracted to. They gave adoration and attention until the person, male or female, couldn't help but fall for them.

It was fun. It was a challenge, a game. Hidan and Deidara were well known for their antics, but they still always got their way.

Deidara's current boy-toy was Sasori Akasuna, a porcelain skinned redhead that screamed 'Sex God.' He was distant, calculating, and manipulative. Deidara definitely had his hands full.

Hidan's latest interest was something of a sentimental thing to him. Kakuzu was Hidan's first crush, before he became a slut. It was 4th grade when Hidan first said a word to the boy he pined after for so long. But Kakuzu just brushed him off, and continued to do so for years to come. Hidan became fed up trying to get Kakuzu and forgot about him for years. But now, sophomore year, Hidan was taking another shot at Kakuzu.

Hidan had practically drooled when Kakuzu walked through the school's front door the first day of school that year. Kakuzu was always cute in Hidan's eyes, but now he was down-right sexy. Kakuzu was tall in muscular in all the right ways. He wasn't huge, but he was toned and defined all over. His tan skin glowed and he had a couple stitches placed randomly all over his body that made him look dangerous. His brown hair was shaggy and slightly messy in an 'I don't give a damn' way that Hidan adored. But his eyes, oh his eyes! Hidan's knees went weak just imagining Kakuzu's vibrant eyes. They were a ring of teal and red, always deep in thought and a little bit angry. Hidan loved them.

"Morning 'Kuzu." Hidan purred, grabbing at Kakuzu's arm when he walked up to him. Kakuzu pulled away instantly and turned his back on Hidan to talk to Pein. Hidan only smiled brighter, standing by Kakuzu and letting his arm hang at his side, gently brushing Kakuzu's hand with his own. He could practically feel irritation radiating off of Kakuzu's skin.

"Back off." He hissed under his breath. Hidan took the opportunity to lean his face closer to Kakuzu's mouth.

"Sorry, what was that?" He asked, his magenta eyes alight with mischief. Kakuzu growled. Hidan was an impossible nuisance to deal with. Kakuzu didn't move for a moment, searching Hidan's eyes for a moment before sighing heavily and saying goodbye to Pein. Pein just raised a hand in goodbye, shaking his head at the ridiculous ritual that they went through every day. Kakuzu started towards the school and Hidan trotted right after him.

"What do you want today, Hidan?" Kakuzu grumbled, not even bothering to look at Hidan who he knew was there. He was ALWAYS there.

"Let me walk you to class, gorgeous." Kakuzu caught Hidan winking at him from the corner of his eye and began walking faster. Hidan pouted and quickened his stride as well.

"Oh c'mon Kakuzu! Let me keep you company!" Hidan whined, hooking a finger in one of Kakuzu's belt loops. Kakuzu's eyes widened and he glared at Hidan who only looked back and licked his lips.

"It isn't as if me saying no will stop you from coming anyway." Kakuzu finally said. Hidan cheered childishly and took Kakuzu's hand. Kakuzu pulled away immediately.

"How was math, 'Kuzu?" Hidan asked with a grin as soon as Kakuzu walked out of his classroom. Kakuzu wasn't the least bit surprised and didn't stop walking. Hidan tagged along.

The school hallways were narrow and dark, with high ceilings. The entire school was Victorian styled, with winding staircases and dim lights placed every few feet instead of lights on the ceiling. Everything was stone, dark grey stone. Hidan had once commented to Deidara that it looked a bit like Hogwarts. Deidara had no idea what he was talking about and Hidan didn't talk to him for 3 days straight.

"I'm not doing so good in math, 'Kuzu. Maybe you could tutor me?" Hidan suggested.

"Well." Kakuzu responded. Hidan scrunched up his nose in confusion and Kakuzu sighed heavily.

"You're not doing so well in math." Kakuzu corrected the smaller teen, refusing to look at him. Hidan's eyes lit up and he moved to walk closer to Kakuzu.

"Maybe you could tutor me in English too! I wouldn't mind listening to you talk all day long." Hidan cooed in Kakuzu's ear. Kakuzu felt Hidan's breath fan his face and opened his mouth the make a rude comment about personal space.

"Gissssei." A voice hissed behind the two. Hidan's body immediately went rigid and he stood stiller than Kakuzu had ever seen him. His eyes were wide and his mouth formed a tight line. Almost out of instinct, Kakuzu stopped walking too, curious to see what was going on with Hidan.

Orochimaru, with his silky black hair, purple eyeliner, and freakishly long tongue, approached Hidan. The Jashinist was frozen solid as the teacher smiled at him, his eyes raking over the teen's body. Kakuzu raised an eyebrow at the exchange, but didn't say anything.

"I do hope you ssssstudied for my tesssst, Hidan" Orochimaru was standing right in front of Hidan and managed to make even the mention of a test sound sexual. Hidan curled his lip in disgust and nodded his head, not making eye contact. Orochimaru nodded his head and patted Hidan's arm in 'approval', letting his hand linger just a little too long.

"Ssssee you fifth block." Was the creepy man's parting words, and then he was gone.

As soon as Orochimaru left Hidan seemed to let out a breath he had been holding. Kakuzu didn't know much about Orochimaru since he had Anko as a science teacher, but he did hear rumors. And he did know that Orochimaru wasn't a teacher you wanted to touch you, ever. Kakuzu watched Hidan's reaction carefully and after a few calming breaths he had a devilish smile placed firmly on his face.

"Let's get going Kakuzu, I believe we have history together now." Hidan winked when he mentioned history and Kakuzu felt something stirring in the back of his mind but he pushed the thought away. He hated the thought of falling for Hidan, so he figured if he didn't think about him he never would. It was like the saying 'The only 100% accurate birth control is abstinence.' Well for Kakuzu, the only 100% accurate Hidan repellent was to just stop allowing himself to think about Hidan.

He wouldn't allow himself to think about Hidan's milky white skin or slick silver hair. He would never dwell on the memories of Hidan's seductive voice or his strong hands, always trying to touch him. And he would never, never think about Hidan's light purple bedroom eyes that always beckoned to him without Hidan even saying a word.

And so far, Kakuzu liked to think that his Hidan repellent was working quite well.

A/n You likey? I hope so! I'll probably have the next chapter up soon, and be looking for that oneshot cuz I'm still planning on writing that one too!

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