"Smashers, I have some great news! We have a new participant coming! Now, everyone gather in the teleportation chamber to meet him."

Groans came from the female smashers, while the males yayed.

"Why can't there be a new girl?" Samus asked. She wanted what she wanted, and wanted a new girl.

When they arrived at the chamber, they were shocked at what they saw. A middle school-height kid with dirty blonde hair and fair skin stood before him. He wore a gray NES controller tee, black-orange marble glasses, and gray gym shorts with orange stripes.

"I bet I know what his favorite color is," said Ike.

"Hi! I'm Jackson, but you can call me Groyvle," he said.

"Oh my gosh, he is the most psycho smasher we've had," said Marth.

"I can explain his odd nickname choice," Master Hand explained. "He can transform into any Pokemon at will. However, he is competing in battles as a Groyvle."

"I'm just callin' him Jack," said Luigi. Murmurs of agreement were heard.

"Let's show Jack around the Smash Mansion. Ness, R.O.B., Peach?"

"This is our kitchen/dining room!" said Peach.

"This is the living room!" said Ness.

"This is the literature area," said R.O.B.

One long mansion tour later...

"Woah. That's bigger than my whole hometown!" Jack said in awe.

"Hey, Jack! Let's see ya transform!" said Bowser.

"Oka- wait, since when can Bowser talk?"

"Umm..."

"Anywho, that transformation, Jack?" Link asked.

"Right. Which Pokémon?"

"A Victini." Jack got to see Link's horrible smug face show itself.

"Fine." *insert Victini transformation scene here* *insert Link fainting scene here*

"What? He wasn't expecting that?" Jack stated (as a Victini, of course).

*turns back* "And there you have it!"

"Hey, Samus! I loooveee youuuu!" After this remark from Snake, a girly scream was heard.

"Jack. You, me, date." Samus requested.

"Umm... no thanks. I have a girlfriend." Jack said, with a grunt from Samus. Then she said, "WHOEVER THIS GIRL IS, I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT HER DOWN!"

"Wow, Jack. You turned down a hottie like Sammy?" Snake said, surprised."SNAKE, DON'T CALL ME SAMMY!"

"Hey, look at this! It's called a laptop!" Jack showed them his Toshiba laptop.

"And this is a really cool site called Fanfiction! I wrote this one." They read his Pokemon in da PC fanfic. The Pokemon all faint.

"This is a cool game story called Truth or Dare!" He shows the smashers a ToD. Now everyone faints.

"Heh. Let's show them Internet memes. LEEEEEEROOOOOYYYY JEEEEENNNNNKINNNNNNSSSS!" He then transforms into an Abra and teleports into his room. After changing back, he cooks a (rather lovely, man that kid can cook) meatball casserole.

"Hey, guys! I made dinner!" Peach said after Jack's remark, "I'm sure it'll taste great!"

"Oh, thanks, Peach!"

"I was being sarcastic!"

"Anywho, let's eat!"

A.N: How was the first chapter? The idea just randomly popped in my head. My O.C. isn't a Gary Sue, as will be revealed in following chapters. So, R&R and eat your vegetables! Eat them! EAT THEM! Well, how 'bout we have a contest? Whoever can give the best chapter idea, gets, oh, guess what, that chapter used! Yadles!