A/N: This is a crackfic, meaning I was beyond healthy mental wellbeing limitations when I wrote this (AKA… I was hyper. Very hyper.) …If you're not ready for a little inappropriate slash (you'll see with who), ships, and singing… well, you better get ready! =P
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight… It owns me. =P
Thanks to my friend xXspicycherryXx for the idea of a crackfic in the first place!
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Bella: Na na na na na na BATMANNNNN!
Edward: I'm not Batman. I am… SUPERMAN!
Jasper: Supaman dat ohhhh!
Alice: NO NO NO NO NO! You are not! No lying or I will go Becky on you're a--!*censoring* BUTT!
Edward: LIKE YOU COULD REACH IT!
Emmett: Ohhhhhhhh Alice got PWNED!
Edward: Fo shizzle!
James: Eddiekins, you are not a gangsta! I AM!
Edward: When did youz getz here, Jamesie?
Bella: Eddiekins? JAMESIE!? *sobs* NNUUUUU!!
Jasper: Itz okay Bella. You can be emo whiff me. *hands Bella black nail polish and black hair dye* Lets go get emo'd up!
Emmett: NOOO BELLA! *gay voice* WE WAS GOING TO GET MAKEOVERS TODAY!!!!! I NEED HELP PICKING OUT HIGH HEELS!!!!
Bella: Sowwies, Emma--I mean Emmett. I think I'll go emo with Jasper.
Jasper: OOHH EMMETT GOT STOOD UPPPPPPP!
Emmett: *sobs into Rose's shirt*
Jacob: *Irish accent* Top o' the morning to ya, leeches!
Bella: Jakey, since when is you Irish?
Jacob: Since I turned into a leprechaun! I mean... werewolf!
Edward: Get out of here doggy. *dazzle dazzle, sparkle sparkle*
Jacob: OH MY CULLEN! Edward you really do shine like diamonds! But you know diamonds are a girl's best FRIEND. *howls with laughter*
Edward: Yes but dogs are MAN'S best friend. ;D
Jacob: …Grrrr you bloodsucker.
Emmett: I love you Jacob!!!!!!!! *kisses Jake*
Jacob: I LOVE YOU TOO, YOU BIG TEDDY BEAR! :D:D
Jasper: I love screwing with peoples emotions!!!
Bella: !!!!! *sobs* NOOOO NOW I DON'T HAVE ANYONE! NO EDWARD, NO JAKE!!!!!
Mike: YOU STILL HAVE MEEEE, ARIZONA!
Bella: NUUUU! NOW I ONLY HAVE MIKE! HOW WILL I GO ON?!
Mike: BUT BUT BUT…! That's not the lineeeee! *pouty face*
Bella: Oh suck it up Mikey.
Rosalie: ...That's what she said.
Carlisle: ...NUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Jasper: ?!?
Bella: !?!?
Alice: OH NOES!
Jacob: *dreams of Emmett*
Emmett: *dreams of Jake*
Edward: OH MY CULLEN! NOO, CARLIZZLE!
Carlisle: I LOST MY MEDSSSSSS!
Bella: *evil grin* mwahahahaahaha!!!!!
Carlisle: …Bella… hand over the meds and no one gets hurt!!
Edward: Don't hurt my Bella!
Bella: Pfft. Your Bella. I thought James was your Jamesie and I'm not special enough anymore. ='[
Edward: Aww, well he may think that, but Bella… *bursts into song and dance number* YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT! OOH, OOH, OOH, HONEY!
James: MY EDDIE NO LOVE ME?? NUUUUUU! Hey… yummay little snack over there…
Bella: Yes??
James: *snort* hah you answered to yummay little snack…
Bella: *growl*
Edward: Hehe… Bella you're so cute when you try to be a vampire…
Jacob: How do you know she isn't trying to be a werewolf?
Edward: In your dreams, dog.
Jacob: Oh, yes. *dreams*
Edward: …*chokes on cookie* DON'T DREAM ABOUT THAT, DOG!
Jacob: Wait… I thought you can't eat…?
Edward: I don't.
Jacob: ? Oookay…
Esme: Why do I always get left out of twilighttay's fanfics?! *sobs*
Rosalie: That's okay, Ezzie, she must not like me either. I keep getting left out too, and then when I do get a role, I am badly portrayed! *death glare at twilighttay*
Esme: WAHHH! THAT'S BETTER THAN WHAT I'VE GOTTEN SO FAR! So far, I've almost been dead and then taken away by a creepily smexah British doctor and then turned into a cold, dead mother of 5 moody, immortal teenagers! Believe me! THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN LIVING WITH NEVER-AGING TEENAGERS!*seconds the death glare towards twilighttay*
twilighttay: No need to hurt me… I'm just the author of this insane-ness!
Collective characters: *death glare*
twilighttay: Oooookay I'm going to end this before the characters eat me… jadlfjadfjadklfjadl;adhadj…
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Reviews and requests are nice!
A/N: Should I continue this madness? Tell me if you want more. It's quite stupid, but I was hyper, and heck, I did what my crazy mind told me to. =P