a//n:this song is not mine and these characters are not mine.

i have no clue why this popped in my head but it did.

xxDD

ok so this is like Charlie Weasley is singing it. lol

Draco doesn't know that Harry and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
He tells him he's in church but he doesn't go
Still he's on his knees and Draco doesn't know!

Oh Draco doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Draco!
Draco doesn't know!
Draco doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Draco!

Harry says he's out shopping,
But he's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Draco doesn't know!
Draco doesn't know!
So don't tell Draco!
Draco doesn't know!

Don't tell Draco!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Harry's got him on the phone,
And he's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Draco doesn't know!
So don't tell Draco!
Draco doesn't know!

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Draco doesn't know!

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Draco doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Draco doesn't know!

Draco doesn't know!
Draco won't know!
Draco doesn't know!
Draco's gotta know!
Gotta tell Draco!
Gotta tell him myself!
Draco doesn't know!