Okay people, I know it's been a long time since I last wrote a humor fic,
so here we go! Make absolutely, positively sure you review. Be happy that I
have finally gotten an idea for humor!
Chapter 1: Queen of... uhh... England... I believe
T'was an ordinary day at the Titans Tower. Except, only Raven was left, as the others had gone mall shopping. The phone had rang, and she had to answer it. Great, she thought, I wonder who's called to bother me now?
"Hello? Is... I believe her name is Raven... is she there?" Someone asked in an almost stately voice.
"I'm here." Raven answered, wishing she could just take a message, and not have to talk to them.
"This is the Queen of England, and I would just like to inform you that the Teen Titans, I believe, have been invited over to Buckingdam Palace for tea." (Yeah, I know I spelled it wrong, but, hey, she's... kinda... WAY TO OLD! No disrespect your majesty... wherever you may be)
"Would you happen to mean Buckingham Palace?"
"Oh dear me, yes, I believe."
"Okay, when then?"
"Oh, didn't I already tell you? It's at teatime, I believe, when else?"
"Which day? There are 7, pick one." Raven replied, sarcasm practically dripping from her voice.
"Sunday, I believe. I hope to see you there deary." And with that the Queen of England hung up the phone.
"'Hope to see you there deary'" Raven said, mockingly. "Who the hell is she kidding, does she really think we'll be there?" Having gotten very little sleep the night before, Raven decided to take a nap until the others got back. As soon as she laid her head down to sleep, the darkness of dreams engulfed her mind.
Raven's Dream
(A/n: Since it be her dream, it be her P.O.V.)
I found my self on a balcony overlooking some marines, and found that I only had a two-piece swimsuit on. None of the marines had any pants on, just underwear. As I looked down, one of the marines spotted me, and whistled. I glared at him, and one of his eyeballs popped out, and then his tongue flew out of his mouth, kinda like a bottle rocket, only quieter. It pinged off the walls, and... went into another marine's ear. The marine I had been glaring at then proceeded to fall over in slow motion. The one with the tongue in his ear actually had the ear sticking out of his nose.
Then a Genie appeared and said, "I am the Genie of No-Pants, Two Piece Dreams. I will grant you one wish." I thought for a second or two then said, "Get me out of this crazy dream."
"As you wish."
The next thing I knew, my mind was on Limbo, with no dreams whatsoever. That was one time I was grateful for these weird dream entities.
End Slumber
It was 7: 56 P.M. and the Titans had walked in to find Raven asleep on the couch. Robin went to wake up.
"Raven, wake up. Raven? Raven. Wake up. RAVEN! WAKE UP!" Robin finally yelled, causing everyone to turn towards him. Raven blinked her eyes blearily, and finally sat up.
"Hey Raven, who called?" Cyborg asked. "It says we got a phone call."
"The Queen of... uhh... England... I believe." She replied. The Titans mouths dropped open.
"What did she want?" Robin asked.
"To invite us to have tea with her... at 'teatime' on Sunday." Raven, while using a 'hand gesture' for 'teatime'. "I'm not sure though..."
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Chapter 1: Queen of... uhh... England... I believe
T'was an ordinary day at the Titans Tower. Except, only Raven was left, as the others had gone mall shopping. The phone had rang, and she had to answer it. Great, she thought, I wonder who's called to bother me now?
"Hello? Is... I believe her name is Raven... is she there?" Someone asked in an almost stately voice.
"I'm here." Raven answered, wishing she could just take a message, and not have to talk to them.
"This is the Queen of England, and I would just like to inform you that the Teen Titans, I believe, have been invited over to Buckingdam Palace for tea." (Yeah, I know I spelled it wrong, but, hey, she's... kinda... WAY TO OLD! No disrespect your majesty... wherever you may be)
"Would you happen to mean Buckingham Palace?"
"Oh dear me, yes, I believe."
"Okay, when then?"
"Oh, didn't I already tell you? It's at teatime, I believe, when else?"
"Which day? There are 7, pick one." Raven replied, sarcasm practically dripping from her voice.
"Sunday, I believe. I hope to see you there deary." And with that the Queen of England hung up the phone.
"'Hope to see you there deary'" Raven said, mockingly. "Who the hell is she kidding, does she really think we'll be there?" Having gotten very little sleep the night before, Raven decided to take a nap until the others got back. As soon as she laid her head down to sleep, the darkness of dreams engulfed her mind.
Raven's Dream
(A/n: Since it be her dream, it be her P.O.V.)
I found my self on a balcony overlooking some marines, and found that I only had a two-piece swimsuit on. None of the marines had any pants on, just underwear. As I looked down, one of the marines spotted me, and whistled. I glared at him, and one of his eyeballs popped out, and then his tongue flew out of his mouth, kinda like a bottle rocket, only quieter. It pinged off the walls, and... went into another marine's ear. The marine I had been glaring at then proceeded to fall over in slow motion. The one with the tongue in his ear actually had the ear sticking out of his nose.
Then a Genie appeared and said, "I am the Genie of No-Pants, Two Piece Dreams. I will grant you one wish." I thought for a second or two then said, "Get me out of this crazy dream."
"As you wish."
The next thing I knew, my mind was on Limbo, with no dreams whatsoever. That was one time I was grateful for these weird dream entities.
End Slumber
It was 7: 56 P.M. and the Titans had walked in to find Raven asleep on the couch. Robin went to wake up.
"Raven, wake up. Raven? Raven. Wake up. RAVEN! WAKE UP!" Robin finally yelled, causing everyone to turn towards him. Raven blinked her eyes blearily, and finally sat up.
"Hey Raven, who called?" Cyborg asked. "It says we got a phone call."
"The Queen of... uhh... England... I believe." She replied. The Titans mouths dropped open.
"What did she want?" Robin asked.
"To invite us to have tea with her... at 'teatime' on Sunday." Raven, while using a 'hand gesture' for 'teatime'. "I'm not sure though..."
End chapter Now, I must know. How was it??? Stupid? Funny? Hilarious? A Riot? Complete Pointless? JUST CLICK THE FORSAKEN REVIEW BUTTON ALREADY!