A/N: Ok, this is my first Doctor Who fanfiction, so if I got anything wrong, tell me. Characterization, appearances, the smell of hot glue (though I don't expect that one, I use it a lot), what have you. The idea for the concept was thought up in joint by me and my friend Jay, so plenty of thanks goes to her for being her.

Disclaimer: Literally nothing about this is my intellectual property.

"Rooossseeee, pass the blue sequins!" the Doctor whined, reaching for the bag of blue sequins that sat just barely out of his grasp. Rose, currently distracted with some sort of fancy hot glue gun movements upon her bright pink fez, groped around on the ground until she found the bag and handed it to him, blue sequins falling to out of the bag and to the ground in the process.

He pressed a kiss to her cheek in thanks as he lifted up his TARDIS blue fez and took up his own hot glue gun.

It was a Sunday afternoon on the TARDIS, though technically Sundays never actually happened because time is irrelevant on the TARDIS, and Rose and the Doctor were in the new Arts and Crafts room that the TARDIS had added after the Doctor's most recent regeneration into his currently gangly and floppily haired form. Their purpose? To decorate t heir new fezzes. The air smelled of melting glue and hot felt, and most of the noise coming from the normally exuberant pair were simply the sounds of rustling sequins and hisses of sharp pain as the hot glue accidentally touched (and then quickly dried upon) their skin.

When all was said and done, Rose's pink fez had its very own sequin rose adorning the front and the Doctor's blue fez had a stethoscope on it.

"I'd have figured you'd have gone for a TARDIS." Rose commented, looking at the two fezzes side by side.

"Nah, I'm the Doctor! Doctors use stethoscopes. Besides, the TARDIS is our home. Don't know many blokes who walk around with a picture of their home on their hat."

"Yeah, but you aren't most blokes." Rose teased. She jokingly bumped her shoulder against his. "You were right about the fezzes though. I guess they are pretty cool."

The floppy haired man smiled. "Course they are, just like bow ties. Oh! Did I ever tell you about the time I saved the planet of Isepdo with only a bow tie and a piece of old chewing gum? It was really extremely clever of me."

Rose picked up her fez and put it on her head.
"Not yet. How about you tell me over some chips?" She said, grabbing the Doctor's hand as he picked up his own fez and put it on.

"Come along then Tyler!" He said, practically dragging her along as he bounded towards the kitchen.