Ways to Piss of Charlie Swan!

by Foxy-Fire6677

I like to mess with charlie the most! Lets just say just they call cops pigs for a reason and his cruser is pink! Oh and he's called a girl and is tunged by Emmett.ewwww! he get dreagged away by the men in white.

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I don't own twilight! OK I SAID IT!

Ways to Piss of Charlie Swan!

Trick him into walking in on Bella and Edward.

Scream "OMG! Bella your pregnant!"

Scream it an hour later in the kitchen after #1.

But make sure Charlie is in the living room first.

Eat the last doughnut

Do #5 right in front of him… in slow motion staring at him.

Then when he glares at you say"OH! Where you going to eat that!"

Fake Bella's hand saying she spending the night with Alice (clear this with her first, Bella will really be with her)

Then tell him Bella and Edward eloped because she is pregnant.

Have Alice make Bell wear rings on her left ring finger

Then sit back and watch!

While Bella not home and he is play porn really loud in her room with door locked.

Hide his guns and replace with water guns

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