by: Chiri-chan
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ok, people.....I'm the author...YES, me.this fic has LOTS AND LOTS of yaoi...now if that offends you, you're free to go,but I don't want any flames when Ialready told you that there's YAOI!!! YAOI!!!!Now, with that said, onto the story!!! _______________________________________________________________________
The gundam boys were just lounging around on another typical day in their latest 'safehouse'. All was quiet, until a certain *sexy* voice could be heard shouting from 2 blocks over. "Heero, doko iru no??? Where are you????" shouted Duo as he tumbled down the stairs, searching the living room, and then running into the kitchen.
"Oh! There you are Heero!!! Come play poker with me!!" squealed Duo as he came out of the kitchen, dragging a sulky looking Heero behind him. "You tried hiding in the cupboards again, didn't you?" asked a smug looking Quatre, snuggling up to his one and only beloved, uni-bang boy (sowwie, it's my pet name for him ^^).
"Urusai." replied Heero as he tried to get out of Duo's death grip. "Will you play poker with me Heero??" pleaded Duo, his eyes getting all shimmery and huge. "Hn." was all he got for his stunning display. Duo sorta crumpled from this reaction. "Aww, c'mon, I promise not to make you play strip poker this time." Duo was trying everything. He was tired of being bored, and he thought that boredom loved company.... or was that misery?? Oh who cares anyway??
"Well, no strip poker??" pleaded Duo. "Omae o korosu." Heero wasn't going to give in. He knew if you encouraged Duo, he'd try to get you to do anything.
"Aww, you always say that.... wait a minute, strip poker's what you wanted to play all along, isn't it Hee-chan?? You WANTED to see me almost down to my *bare* necessities again, huh?" Duo just didn't know when to quit. "DIE!!!!!!" yelled Heero at the top of his lungs, grabbing the nearest weapon out of spandex space, which happened to be a bottle of Hershey's syrup, and proceeded to wapp Duo over the head with it.
"AHHH!!!" screamed Duo as he ran around the house, getting pummeled by a very messy Heero, thanks to the syrup. Somehow, they made their way back to the living room, making very pretty patterns on the wall all the way back. "Heero, Duo, please calm down! We don't wanna disrupt Wufie's meditation time! You know what happened last time Duo did that!" said Quatre, suppressing the urge to shudder at the memory.
They had been snowed in, and Duo had been on a caffeine hype trying to get Wufei to try out his new card trick, the end result was Wufei tying Duo to a stake in the living room, accusing Duo of practicing witchcraft. Quatre still hadn't gotten the burn marks off the ceiling... ::That was hard to explain to all those firefighters...::
"Duo!!!" shouted Heero, as he grabbed Duo's braid, and plopped him into his lap. "Aww, Hee-chan, I didn't know you cared!!!!" purred Duo as he curled up in Heero's lap, drawing little patterns on Heero's back with his fingers.
"Umm, ahh, uhh, Duo, why don't you watch a movie??" suggested Heero, patience wearing thin with Duo. But what Duo was doing to his back felt SOOO good.... "Ooooh, a movie!!! Why didn't you say we had movies before huh Quatre??" asked Duo, starting to lick the syrup off of Heero's umm, err, cheek... (AN: I must keep this fic from falling into my muse Oreo's hands... don't want a lemon in this one... I think...), then bounding off to the table containing a box filled with movies.
"Hmm, lessee, what in the name of all that's fruity?? These are all Disney movies!!! And the animated ones too!!! Why'd you bring these, Quatre???" grimaced Duo, remembering the Disney marathon Hilde had put him through while he was hiding from OZ. ::Ugh, I have to sit through another one... at least I have Heero to suffer with me this time.::
"I didn't bring the movies this time, Duo." said Quatre. Duo whirled around then looked Quatre in the eye. He slowly walked over, and had his face hovering inches in front of Quatre before finally saying, "Yep, he didn't bring em, I can see it in his eyes!" poor Duo just fell to the floor, and everyone had a couple of cute lil sweatdrops (we can't have the sweatdrops be loners).
"So who DID bring the videos??" asked Heero. "I didn't" said Duo. "We already knew that Baka" said Heero, wapping Duo upside the head. "Well, I didn't, and Quatre didn't, and we KNOW you and Duo didn't, so who did???" wondered Trowa. Everyone pondered for a sec, and then their heads all came up in unison. "I did," said a tired voice from the stairs.
"WUFEI?!?!!?!?!!??" Shouted everyone. Well now, THAT was a surprise. "Yes, Wufei's the one that brought the weak, insipid videos to the safehouse. I use them as reference materials as to what's weak and unjustified." said Wufei ashamedly. "Oooook, well, how about we watch one, and you point out all the injustice in it?? It'll be interesting to see how much there is!!" said Quatre, trying to bring up Wufei's spirits.
"Alright, as long as Maxwell doesn't make any stupid remarks" finished Wufei, picking up the remote. "Hey, what's THAT supposed to mean?? All my remarks are very well thought out!!!" said Duo. "Urusai Duo." said Heero, giving Duo a quick little kiss to make him shut up. "Good, now onto the first movie. How about The Lion King???" asked Quatre. Wufei grabbed a video out of his box of treasures, and turned to Quatre.
"Looks like this is your lucky day, Winner. I pulled out that movie." "Oh no, I didn't wanna see it, It's just Trowa's favorite, that's all!" said Quatre. You could see that little perky face of his just begin to radiate with warmth. "Ok, time for the movie!!!" said Wufei as he hits play on the remote. Suddenly, the remote glows a strange green, and the pilots are sucked into a swirly green cloud like thing. "What'd you do this time, Maxwell???" shouted Wufei, as he was being pulled off to Jell-O knows where. "How should I know?? I was making out with Hee-chan!!" Shouted back Duo, also being pulled to another place only a tasty snack would think of. All the others wordlessly were dragged off into the unknown, and we see Trowa, floating through lime green Jell-O world when suddenly the background changes into a strange grassy savanna, and he realizes he's all alone......
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon, I dare ya!!! What do you think of my story??? C&C welcome and appreciated, no matter what kind it is!!!! But if you are gonna be cruel, then at least go soft on me. I wrote this when I didn't have much sleep….