A/N: Humor! Yay!
River Song smiled as the Doctor tried to sneak out of her parents wedding and then the he saw her.
"River!"
He rushed towards her and then he stopped right before the curly-haired minx.
"I know why you are in prison."
River's slight smile immediately dropped.
"What?"
"You killed somebody. I know who."
River clutched the diary that had been returned to her earlier that evening. Oh gosh. He had done Berlin and he hadn't even let on!
"You killed my fez!" He said triumphantly.
She blinked, too shocked to say anything.
"Ha! I'm right, aren't I?!"
He stood with his finger pointed accusingly at her. His face was flushed and his eyes sparkled with mischief. He looked so proud of himself. River had to bite her lip to keep from laughing.
"Y- you're so adorkable!"
His expression faltered for a second. "I wasn't right?"
"Spoilers!" It burst from her mouth before she could stop it. The mere mention of Berlin was no laughing matter, but fez-killer?
"Oh." He drooped visibly.
She couldn't resist adding, "But, you were close."
"What?"
The Doctor looked slightly terrified at that prospect. "Y- you kill another fez?" Another thought occurred, "Was it my bow tie?"
His voice broke on mention of any harm coming to his bow tie. River sniggered, and easing closer, straightened the mentioned bow-tie slyly.
"Maybe."
Her hand lingered there. He swallowed nervously and his Adam's apple bobbed.
"R- River." His voice rose, strangely high-pitched at the end of her name.
"I- I think that Amy and Rory are coming."
River smiled. "Next time, maybe."
She gave him a quick peck on the check and she sauntered away, vanishing into the night.
She did not see the floppy-haired Timelord raise a trembling hand to where she had kissed him in a slight euphoria.