Hi people ^;^ my attempt at humor, it'll probably suck but here we go. Misa is speaking, but she is speaking third person for some unexplainable reason. Happy reading~


So today Misa went to get her roster changed so she could have the same classes as Light-kun and L, who Misa believes is contemplating on taking Misa's boyfriend, although Light-kun is too shy to admit his undying love for Misa. Any way so Misa arrived in History class just a tad late, Misa got lost following the shiny lights lined across the ceiling. Misa took a seat near Light-kun as L was seated next to him, and for some odd reason had his hand in Light-kun's pocket, it must've tickled as Light-kun kept jerking and whispering as L was searching for something. Anyway, Misa raise her hand to ask a question, since he was talking about maps it was sure to be a hot debate where Misa could show Light-kun how intelligent she is. "So, if Hawaii and Alaska are right next to each other, why is it so cold in Alaska?"Everyone turned to look at Misa; Misa must've asked a very intelligent question. "Umm that's…..moving along, now about Vietnam, a country…."

"But I thought it was just a war?"

His eye began twitching, probably because of Misa's brilliant questions. "That's the country where the war took place."

"Nuh uh, China is the only country in the world, so that's where we live, but they were wiped out in WWII weren't they?"

"What does that have to do with Vietnam? And you're joking right?"His eyes widened and he shook his head. Misa knows more than the teacher, too bad Light-kun didn't congratulate me as he was too busy making strange noises. His pockets must be really deep as L was still moving his hand. Misa wishes that they would pay attention to her greatness.

"So what about-."

"Miss Amane, could you please stop asking…such amazing questions as your confusing the other students?"

Misa sighed and sat back in her chair, at least the teacher recognized Misa's talent. Misa tried to contain her questions, in which Misa succeeded until teacher put the time line up. "The dates are wrong!"

"Miss Amane, what are you talking about, and go back to your seat."

"Misa-I mean, I want to fix them for you." Misa erased the dates and some of the false information with her corrections. Alexander the great comes after WWXI, who doesn't know that? And of course the Romans try to take over the world during the great depression by killing the Jews. And no the Soviet Union did not fall because of the death of the Tsar, Ethiopia collapsed and took the Soviet Union with them. Misa swears that these teachers are so dumb sometimes. The teacher then proceeded to bang his head on the desk while talking to himself, mister teacher has mental problems. Sometimes Misa thinks that only you understand Mister Diary. Oh well, off to bed now before Light-kun and L start making noises that keep Misa up through the night.


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