FASH: Ohhh, its February, time to write some Valentines Day stuff! (Giggle.) Sooooo, time to make a Naruto fic! I don't know who I'm going to pair him with yet, just that everyone's going to obsess over him for a while, cause I love him and he needs some attention!

Disclaimer: As stated in the many fic's I've done before this I do not own this anime… Darn!

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'Lalala'-Kyuubi (Is that spelled right? I think it's two Us )

Let's just say this is after the whole 'Orochimaru incident.' And make all of rookie nine and Gai's team 4 years older, ie. Naruto is 16, Neji is 17, but all the grown ups stay the same age!

It was the day AFTER Valentine's Day and Naruto was really, really depressed, you would be too if you didn't get anything at all, meanwhile your rival have enough love letter, flowers, chocolates, plushies and certain… Unmentionables, that he could bury himself under it. Not only that, but he felt weird, there was an odd sensation, starting at his seal and spreading over his body, it wasn't unpleasant, just, kind of odd.

'What the hell is going on fox?' Naruto inner asked the demon 'Oh, you'll see.' 'Dammit, tell me now!' 'Or you'll what? Kill me. You can try kit, but you already know you can't, it's useless.' Naruto growled under his breath. 'Just tell me?' '….' 'Well?' 'Fine. I'm a female, right, well, you've basically just hit puberty-' 'Hey hey! What's that have to do with anything!' Naruto felt his cheeks begin to flush and Kyuubi laughed, her chuckles seemed to reverberate inside his head. 'I'm going into heat.'

The sudden answer caused Naruto to nearly trip over his feet. 'Wha… WHAT!' 'You heard me, in a couple hours, you are going to be in a deep sort of lust for human contact.' 'But… But… WHY?' 'Because I'm a female and I'm inside you.' 'How do I make it STOOOPPP!' 'You can't.'

So Naruto deflated, made his way back to his apartment. 'Nobody cares enough to actually want to come in contact with me, well, maybe Iruka, when is this 'heat' going to end?' '….' 'Well?' 'Not until you mate.' '…. Great, just, marvelous….'

He slowly passed Team 8 on his way to his apartment and noted Kiba saying something

too him, but he just ignored it, to weighed down with his thoughts at the moment to care

about whatever destructing comment to dog-boy decided to say.

'Huh? Why isn't Naruto acting up?' Kiba squinted his eyes. 'Maybe he's sick?' He

sniffed at the air and found Naruto's scent to be… Pleasant, very pleasant, calming,

but invigorating… He felt Akamaru shift on the top of his head, letting out a small bark.

'You feel it to, huh boy?'

'I wonder why N-Naruto-kun seems so depressed?' Hinata wondered briefly, she had

made Naruto a Valentine's Day card, but, when the chance had come to give it to him,

had spooked out.

'Hey, kit, one more thing.' 'Oh great, more bad news.' '… It depends on how you look

at it.' 'Really, what is it?' 'Well, since you're in heat, your body will be releasing an

abnormal amount of pheromones, meaning that you won't really need to go looking

for any, 'attention'.' '…. So, a bunch or girl will be coming on to me?' 'Not quite…'

'Explain!' 'Well, pheromones attract the opposite sex, and since I'm a female…'

'…. No…' 'Yep, you're going to be the centre of attention of a bunch of men!'

'…………….' 'Hey, think of it this way, you'll be like Sasuke, except with men

instead of women, and since you're sooo uke-' 'I AM NOT AN UKE!' 'Sure you

are, just look at your wide blue eyes, your lightly tanned skin, your-' 'Stop it!'

'Alright kit, but you better be ready, tomorrow is only a few hours away.'

'Wonderful…'

So Naruto slowly entered his house, not even bothering to make himself a small supper consisting of six cups of instant miso ramen, and went straight to bed.

(Oh yeah, here we go.)

Naruto's eyes slowly began fluttering open as his long night's sleep wore off, he had opened them just enough so you could see a sliver of blue, when they snapped open immediately.

Sitting at the edge of his bed, looking down on him, was the owner of a pair of brown eyes and a senbon. (Can any go-hards guess who this is?) It was non-other than the Chuunin exams second judge, Genma Shiranui.

Naruto stared at him for a second, wonder what the hell that guy was doing in his bedroom, when he remembered his conversation with Kyuubi the other day. 'Oh shit.' 'Ah, so it has begun.' 'Shut up.'

"Um, what are you doing here?" Naruto asked, blinking his eyes as he wondered is he should slowly back away.

"Watching you sleep." Was his only reply and Naruto felt veeerrryy nervous, especially when Genma reached forward and ran his finger through Naruto's wild blonde hair, causing him to freeze up at the sensation.

'Come on kit! You're acting petrified, it's just a bit of human contact, someone running their hand through your hair can't possibly feel that good!'

Genma smiled, pulling his hand back, Naruto was about to take a deep breath of relief, maybe he was coming to his senses, when Genma took the senbon out of his mouth and came closer.

'Uh, fox?' 'I got it kit, but come on, with that shoulder length brown hair, those eyes, I'm sure he'd make a wonderful mate.' '…..' 'Never mind.'

So one strong blast of chakra later, strong enough to knock him unconscious, but weak enough not to 'damage him', Naruto was running like hell, in his pajamas.

'Uh, kit, someone's going to notice that those aren't actual clothes once you slow down.' '… DAMMIT!'

So making a quick U Turn Naruto ran back to his apartment, which he happily found was empty, and quickly put his bright orange suit on.

'Maybe you can scare away potential mates by wear that.' 'Shut up! Orange is a very attractive colour!' '… Yeah… 'Attractive'…'

Naruto quickly checked his alarm clock, it was only seven! How long had Genma been watching him anyways?

'I still think he was hot.' 'Shut up! I'm not gay!' 'Suuurrreeee you're not.'

There were no missions today, so Naruto decided it would be best if he hid out, who knows who might decided to spontaneously drop by and then decided to corner and sexually harass him.

'That wasn't sexual harassment, he didn't even molest you! You must still be in the early stages; I can't wait till this afternoon!' The Kyuubi started giggling madly and Naruto was sure he was going to have to commit suicide by the end of the day.

So Naruto decided to go to a place that no one would look for him, the academy! Sadly, it was school day, so he decided that he better choose someplace else, he didn't want a bunch of ten year olds trying to molest him.

'That's the only way you'd ever be seme though.' 'Shuddap!'

He had started walking away, when he felt a pair of arms wrap round his waist and breath near his ear. 'Noooo.'

"I smelt you coming." Kiba growled possessively as he clutched Naruto closer to him, sadly, no one was around to watch the poor blonde who was about to burst into tears, overdramatic, fake tears, but tears none the less.

'Ah ha! The dog boy, he'll be even more effected because of his sense of smell, by this afternoon, all men are going to act like him.' '……'

"Uhh, Kiba, you think you could let go? Ehehehehe…" Naruto laughed nervously, but Kiba's grip tightened even further, causing it to be hard for Naruto to breath.

"I'm not going to let you go, not ever." Kiba said, and with that, he started dragging Naruto by the hand to… Somewhere, and Naruto vaguely wondered where Akamaru was, Kiba never went anywhere without him!

Seeing as it was still only half past seven, there still weren't too many people to see the blonde being dragged by the Inuzuka heir.

"Kiba, where are you taking me?" "Too meet my parents." "…. Why?" Kiba turned around and grinned, face coming very close to Naruto's, kind of like with Genma's earlier this morning. "Well, we have to make preparations." Naruto was afraid to ask, but. "For what?" "The wedding!"

Naruto's face was stained red and he wasn't even struggling anymore.

'We-wed-wedding!' 'Aww, how cute.' 'FOX! It's not cute!' 'Of course it is, my little kit, he'd be perfect for you, slightly animalistic, powerful enough to drag you like this, he must be great in bed-' 'AH! PERVERT! I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!' 'Oh, but it's very important.'

Naruto's face progressively got more red as Kyuubi explained, in great detail, how Kiba must be good at ahem 'intercourse.'

Thank God someone decided to stop Kiba in his tracks, Naruto was about to thank the person profoundly when he saw.

"SASUKE?" The Uchiha prodigy looked at Naruto, blush staining his face as he quickly knocked Kiba out.

"Naruto…" Sasuke looked Naruto straight in the eye. "I think we should talk."

And without any consent from Naruto, he scooped the blonde up in his arms and raced though the village.

"Sasuke you bastard! Put me down! Umhp!" And Naruto was on the ground, in the training area, with Sasuke hovering over him worriedly.

"Naru-chan, are you okay?" Naruto nearly dies of shock, what the hell! CHAN? Who gave him the right to call him Naru-chan!

'Deep breaths Naruto, deep breaths.'

"I just wanted to thank you for the time you stopped me from seeking out Orochimaru." (Let's say just that Sasuke didn't join Oro-sama kk?)

Naruto looked at Sasuke as if he had grown an extra head, was the bastard blushing!

"Umm, that's okay, no problem." Naruto said nervously as he slowly began backing away from the other boy.

"Oh but you're wrong, you brought me back Naruto… You're my light." Sasuke quickly grasped the blonde's face and brought their faces closer, and closer and clos-

"STOP!" Sasuke was thrown off Naruto, who would have been more relieved, if the voice was a females and it wasn't hauntingly familiar.

Naruto winced as he slowly looked up at his savior. "Hi thick brows." 'Kit, do not even think of mating with him.' 'The thought didn't even cross my mind.'

"Ah, Naruto-kun, your sweet gaze upon me causes my heart to flutter an-" With a swift punch to the jaw Lee was knocked out and Naruto was re thinking the situation.

"I need protection!" Naruto looked around, hoping beyond hope that no one else was going to pop up from out of nowhere. "I need to tell the old hag about this!" And he quickly made his way to hokage tower, taking the longest route he knew, not wanting to bump into anyone at the moment.

Of course, getting into the Hokage's office was probably going to be tricky, especially since he didn't want to be sexually harassed by the two ANBU guarding the doors.

'Kit, you have seductive powers, use them!' 'I do not have seductive powers!' 'Sure you do, just act all innocent in an 'I want to get in your pants' kind of way.' 'WHAT!' 'Just do it, then they'll do anything you ask!' 'But I don't want to!' 'Go on…'

Naruto slowly walked up to them, looking at the ground occasionally and looking back up them with a very real blush on his face.

"What do you want?" The voice from the ANBU on the right sounded somewhat strained and Naruto blushed some more. 'I am NOT going to try and seduce them!' "I need to speak to the Hokage." "….. No one is allowed to enter." Came the voice from the one on the left, equally as strained. 'Rats!' 'Come on kid, just once.' '… Alright.'

Naruto took a deep breath, clasped his hand together and gave them the biggest, brightest puppy dog eyes he could muster. "Pleeeaaasssseee?" He fluttered his eyelashes and they quickly nodded, opening the doors, which Naruto quickly dashed through.

"Old hag! I have to tell you so- Oh shit!" In Tsunade's off was Ero-sennin, (Jiraiya) and he already looked…. Lusty.

"Help." Naruto managed to squeak out ad Jiraiya began approaching him and Tsunade, not knowing what was wrong, didn't care, at the moment.

"Uhhh, Tsunade-sama." Now that caught her attention. "Help?"

"You know, I never noticed how much like a woman you look." Naruto's cheeks flamed red. 'GAH! Ero-sennin's coming on to me! HELP!' 'This should be amusing.'

"Uhh. Ero-senin, aren't there some women down at the hot springs you'd like to peep on?" "Not when I have a more beautifully sculpted boy in front of me."

"JIRAIYA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Tsunade shouted as the white haired man pinned Naruto to the wall. He looked over at his old teammate lazily. "Something private, mind leaving?" SMASH!

One hit to the head later, Jiraiya was out like a light and Tsunade looked about ready to kill something. "At least now I know why you asked for help, what's going on?" "…. Kyuubi's in heat."

It took a moment for it to soak in, but when it did. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" "IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

10 minutes of explaining later.

"So then, you're only safe around women?" Naruto nodded his head and Tsunade thought for a moment. "This'll be difficult, if they really wanted to, any ninja could just break into some 'safe house' and steal you away." Naruto sighed and bashed his head on the desk. "Mou…"

"Who so far has tried to… 'Possess' you?" Tsunade asked with a grin. "Genma, Kiba, Sasuke, Lee, maybe the two ANBU guards outside, I'm not quite sure about them, and Jiraiya." "I see…. Well, you'll just have to try and surround yourself with females then!" "What! You're not going to help!" "Sorry Naruto, but I can't just gather together EVERY female in Konohahgakure (I just know that's spelled wrong!) Besides, there are more male then female ninjas, it would simply be a waste of time, besides…." She looked at his through half lidded eyes. "I think this'll be fun to watch."

'AHHH! She's just like you!' 'I think I like this hokage.'

"So you're just going to let me get raped!" "You won't get raped, there are going to be to many men fighting over you for that to happen!" Tsunade said as she cheerfully shoved him out of her office, and into the chest of Ebisu.

'NO! NOT THE CLOSET PERVERT!' Tsunade blinked, wondering for a moment if she should, help, before smiling and closing the door.

The two ANBU didn't seem to be there anymore, which left Naruto and Ebisu… Alone.

"Oi! Closet Pervert! Let go of me!" Naruto yelled, but it was muffled in the man's chest. "Why would I do that Naruto-kun?" Naruto could just imagine the sick smile on his face and the light glinting dangerously off his glasses, the thought alone was making him turn green. 'Nooooooo.'

Ebisu held Naruto by the shoulders and slowly put some distance between them. "Maybe he's fighting his… 'urges'?' 'Or maybe he's just getting ready to kiss you.'

"I… can't move?" Ebisu uttered as his hands slowly detached themselves from Naruto's shoulder and Naruto looked at the floor to see the elongated shadow of Shikamaru!

"How troublesome." Naruto was sure he muttered that, but he didn't exactly care at the moment, Shikamaru had stopped the closet pervert!

"THANKS!" Naruto ran and hugged him, causing Shikamaru and Ebisu to stagger back. "Hn, just get out of here before I lose my hold on him."

Naruto happily obliged. 'I wonder why he didn't try and jump me like all the others.' 'Probably because he's too lazy to care about what his libido is telling him.' Naruto snickered, that, was probably true.

'Watch out kit, there's someone behiiinnnddd you!' Kyuubi stated in a sing song voice and Naruto quickly turned and was confronted by, Sakura. 'Oh, thank God.'

"NARUTOOOO! JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU"RE DOING? I SAW YOU KNOCK LEE OUT AND JUST LEAVE HIM THERE! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO SASUKE-KUUUUNNNN?"

"…" 'You were saying?' '… RUN!'

Naruto was about to be pummeled by Sakura, when Kakashi stepped in, normally, Naruto would have been thankfully, but now…

"That's quite alright Sakura." Kakashi turned to Naruto, who was sure that underneath the mask he was grinning like a maniac. "I'm sure that I can 'punish' Naruto properly."

'Okay, now I'm starting to get a bit annoyed…' 'Why? I'm the one who's attracting every guy in a ten mile radius!' 'Yeah, but this is getting predictive, oh, and by he way, it's ten o clock.' 'Goody.'

Before Kakashi could do anything to 'punish' him though, both he and Sakura were overrun by…. BUGS?

"Great, now Shino." Naruto turned slowly, trying to catch sight of the mysterious boy. 'Well, at least he's good with concealing emotions, even better than Sasuke-teme maybe he just helped me out as a gesture of friendship?' Kyuubi snorted. 'Yeah, and I'm as harmless as a pretty little butterfly.'

Naruto felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to see the sunglasses that he was by now familiar with. "Hi Shino." 'Hey, if Shikamaru isn't heavily affected, and Sasuke freaking blushed around me, who's to say Shino can't control himself?'

Within a few seconds Naruto was in the arms of Shino. 'Drat, I hate being wrong.' "Uh Shino, maybe was can talk about this?" Naruto looked into Shino's… Sunglasses innocently, and Shino just stared at him, causing poor little Naru-chan to fidget.

'Uhhh, fox, what do you think he wants?' 'You of course, that's what every man wants.' Kyuubi snorted and Naruto pouted, looking sooo cute, so cute in fact, that Shino couldn't help but press his lips against Naruto's while the boy was busy conversing with his… Uh... 'Inner self.'

'Oh my GOD! That's my second first kiss someone stole!' 'ALRIGHT! Finally, some action!'

FASH: I thin that's enough for now, this was going to be a one shot, but I decided to do it as a three chapter fic, so, one down, two more to go! RR! Btw, I'm note sure who'll I'll put Naruto with, but it'll probably be either…

Kiba

Neji

Sasuke

Oooorrrr…. Gaara

Remember, this is not a poll, I'll just stick him with whoever I feel like, so anyways, If you can't see Naruto with any of these guys, then you should probably stop reading now.

Two more points, I case you're confused, Kyuubi, who's used to Naruto and has some sort of maternal instinct to protect him, calls him 'kit' and Naruto calls Kyuubi fox, because she's a fox, and he doesn't really think of her as a demon anymore.