A Titan Baby

Robin's POV

"No missions, nothing to do - this stinks!"

I looked over at Beastboy. Of course he would be the one to say that since he was always bored. I looked around the room. Bee and Cyborg were fixing something up for the T-car, Raven was reading - as usual - Starfire and Terra were making lunch, and Beastboy and I were sitting on the couch. Beastboy was right, it was pretty boring today. We hadn't had a mission called for the past week, it was too cold to do anything outside, and I was pretty sure that nobody wanted to do anything anyway.

I slouched down lower on the couch. Maybe if I could get a little shuteye I could ignore Beastboy's obnoxious behaviour today. However, the chances of that were slim to none.

"It only stinks to you, grass stain." Cyborg said, not even bothering to look up from his work.

Beastboy muttered a curt, "Whatever" before staring at the coffee table again.

I stood up. If I wanted to sleep, it'd probably be a better idea to do it in my room where there wasn't so much noise. I walked past the kitchen where Starfire and Terra were making something that resembled a blue and orange squid and shuddered just at the sight of it. No matter how beautiful and different Starfire was, she couldn't cook to save her life. I had been her boyfriend for some time now and I still refused to try any of her strange alien cooking, no matter how much I loved her. Terra, on the other hand, was able to prepare something every now and then, but never anything with the words 'Tamaranean' involved.

Bee and Cyborg were too busy fixing the engine of the T-car to even notice my departure. I had noticed that they had become closer lately, always sneaking small, flirtatious peaks at each other from time to time. No one else may have caught on to their secret romantic life, but since I had always been a good analyzer, I knew right away what was going on. I just hoped they'd keep it to themselves if anything was going on.

Raven was sitting on the opposite end of the couch, reading something - a spell book perhaps? I never paid much attention to what Raven was reading, to be honest, but she never told the rest of the team much about her interests anyway. She was a closed book, no pun intended.

But as I left, I noticed something rather odd. Raven had glanced up from her book for one moment and looked at Beastboy, who was looking back at her. They both seemed happy for some reason, and blushed when they went back to what they were doing.

I shook my head. It was probably just a friendly smile, although it didn't look all that friendly to me. No, maybe they're just finally getting used to each other, I thought as the doors to the Common Room closed behind me. I walked down the hall, still thinking. At least then the rest of us would get a little peace and quiet for once. Why should I care anyway? It's not my problem if they still hate each other's guts.

I chuckled to myself. I had almost reached my room when I suddenly had to go to the bathroom. I took a right down the hall and headed into the unattended restroom. Since I knew no one was in there, I didn't bother to knock. I closed the door and was just about to unzip my pants when I noticed something poking out of the trashcan. I reached in, careful not to touch anything germ infected, and pulled out a small white box with a picture of a pregnancy test on it. At first I didn't think anything of it, that is until found the pregnancy test inside. The little symbol on the center of the test shone bright neon pink, even though it had probably been hours or days since it was thrown in the trash.

But what really got me was that the little neon pink symbol was a plus sign.

One of the Titan girls was pregnant.