What Does The Gangnam Style Fox Say?
Summary: While Hong Kong is visiting Iceland and the other Nordics, he brings South Korea along. Norway and South Korea then get into a little argument about songs, which turns into the and biggest and awesomest song crossover ever! DenNor and HongIce (and of course SuFin). Songfic of "Gangnam Style" by Psy and "The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)" by Ylvis. Christmas present for randomgirl40.
Characters: Norway and South Korea (also Hong Kong, Iceland, and all those other Nordics. And Sealand. AND A FOX!)
Genre: Humor & Parody & Awesomeness (BECAUSE AWESOMENESS IS A GENRE ACCORDING TO ME!)
Rating: K+
HELLO THERE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS~!
SHHHHHH! This is a super-special-awesome-and-very-super-secret Christmas present for Randomgirl40. The REAL one (lol not that prank one I did earlier)! I'm five hours behind her (different time zones), so she's (hopefully) sleeping right now as I submit this first chapter! She's been asking for a fanfic like this, with Norway and The Fox, and wanted to draw fanart-y things for such a fanfic! I'm taking initiative and writing that fic! (I added Gangnam Style as a bonus!) She'll probably notice this when she wakes up!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, RANDOM~!
Also this is a gift for the other two as well (DigimonIsBetterThanPokemon151 and Fluffy900). MERRY CHRISTMAS AND THANKS FOR BEING SUPER-SPECIAL-AWESOME FRIENDLY FRIENDSHIP FRIENDS~!
Anyway, here's the first chapter! I'm not very experienced with writing for the Nordic and Asian nations (outside of China and Japan), so forgive me for any OOC-ness or whatever~!
I do not own Hetalia, the song "Gangnam Style", the song "The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)", or any of the characters/trademarks associated with those.
R&R
ENJOY~!
Denmark stood in front of Norway, arms folded. "I'll say this one last time, Lukas. Don't start trouble with Leon. Just because he's dating your little brother doesn't mean you get to do what you did to him last time! especially dressed like you were last time."
They were in the front hallway, a few feet away from the front door.
Norway rolled his eyes. "I know. You don't need to tell me twice. I learned my lesson. Can you let me go now?"
Denmark looked at him with uncertainty, but smiled. "Alright. Just promise me."
"I promise," Norway replied without looking at Denmark.
Denmark smiled genuinely. "Thank you." He kissed Norway on the forehead. Norway shied away from the touch.
"What did he do last time?" Finland asked, having walked into the hallway only moments ago in their conversation.
The two looked at him. "Best you not know..." Norway said to Finland, who had been out with Sweden and Sealand at the time of the...incident.
Just then, the doorbell rang. A moment later, Iceland ran into the hallway they were in and rushed towards the front door.
Norway, who had his back to the door, lowered the hand behind it and uncrossed his fingers. Then he turned around.
Iceland threw the door open. "Hi there, Leon," he greeted Hong Kong. "How are—"
Norway turned around to see why his brother cut himself off. When he saw it, his eyes widened, his eyebrows furrowed, and he frowned a small frown of annoyance. Because standing on their front step, just behind Hong Kong...
...was South Korea.
"What is he doing here?" Norway and Iceland asked at the same time.
Hong Kong simply frowned. "Yao asked me to babysit him, but I told him that..."
"He did not use those words!" South Korea insisted, talking over his friend.
Hong Kong ignored him. "...I was coming over here. He told me not to leave Yong Soo over at his place unattended. So here he is."
At that moment, Sweden walked in. He had presumably heard what had been said, because the moment he walked in he said, "Well as long as he does not cause us trouble, there is no problem."
Korea's eyes locked on Sweden, a small, nervous smile now on his face. "Wuuuhhh... Sure I won't, da-ze!"
"I've got a great idea!" Denmark suddenly shouted cheerfully. Everyone turned to him. "He can hang out with Lukas! That'll keep both of them out of the way!"
"What?" the two mentioned nations questioned, slight objection in their voices.
"I like the sound of that idea," Iceland and Hong Kong said in unison.
South Korea's jaw dropped. Norway just frowned. The two exchanged glances.
"What makes you think we're going to agree to that?" they asked.
Iceland and Hong Kong exchanged knowing looks.
At first, this was going to be a oneshot. But silly me, thinking I could write a SMALL amount of text with such a BIG idea! hah lol.
There will be about 4-5 chapters.
I'll upload the next chapter later today (AKA tonight)!
See you next chapter!
BYEEEEEEEEE~!
