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The End
When presented with the choices, Shepard popped a lollipop in the mouth which was taken from the now close to tears starchild and thought: "Control, hmmm?"
Immediately Shepard started to run towards the star magic beam tightened all the muscles in the body ...
and pressed the intercom button. "This is Commander Shepard speaking. To all the reapers out there I am your new master. And this is what you are going to do. My first and last command to you: Leave the galaxy and self-
destruct."
And the reapers did that.
Then with a sway in the hips Shepard walked past the bewildered star child, towards the magic elevator to go home and screw here significant other to heavens and back.
THE END!