Road Tip of Doom
To Disney World!
Disclaimer: If I did own lotr I wouldn't making a fanfic would I?
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After the Return of the King everyone stated celebrating the fall of Sauron they were singing, dancing and chugging down o so wonderful beer and reporters were swarming everywhere.
"So Aragon you and your fellows just defeated the dark lord Sauron what are you going to do next?!"
Aragorn, who had just lose a drinking game to Gimli, stared at the reporter and tried to think. Needless to say thinking didn't come easy to Aragorn. So he sat there and sat there and sat there and long after the reporter had left he finally got something
"I'm going to Disney World!"
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"You sure you don't want to come Gandalf?" Frodo asked the wizard while everyone else was packing for the trip.
"No can do" replied Gandalf "I uh...can't you see...uh...had...a...bad...experience...there...uh once." Scratching his head in embarrassment.
:Flash Back:
A much younger Gandalf some how managed to clime Cinderella's castle.
"Look at me I'm king of the world Weeeeeeeee!"
Sudden breeze picks up and Gandalf can't keep his balance.
"Ahh! I'm falling I'm falling! Ahh!"
Gandaf falls. And lands in a cotton candy stand.
:End Flash Back:
"So much pink" Gandalf said with a shiver "I need a moment to myself" the wizard walks off leaving a very confused Frodo.
"Hey! Has anyone seen my toothbrush?" yelled a now sober Aragon "Hey honey have you seen my toothbrush?!"
Arwen looked up for her endless brushing cycle "Great, lost count." she mumbled to herself then yelled back "In the sink where you left it!" she for one was glad he was leaving, didn't have to put up with his stupidity why she even gave up her immortality for him she didn't know.
"Thanks! Ok man is everything ready?" Aragon said turning the rest of the fellowship
"No! Everything is not ready" yelled Legolas
"What you do need?"
"Mr. Squiggles I can't find him anywhere! Oh here he is" Legolas said with a grin pulling out what looked like a really old teddy bear with what looked like a bow and arrow set in his hand. The fellowship gave him strange looks as he went on to hug it. "Oh like YOU don't have something YOU cuddle at night" he shot back still maintaining every bit a pride he had while the rest of the fellows looked down at their feet with guilt. "I thought so" Legolas stated and continued he little cuddle cycle.
Quickly wanting to change the subject Gimli speaks up "Can we leave now? I got seven cousins up in Disneyland and I would like to pay them visit before they find some other rotten lost princess brat."
"Yes indeed! Disneyland or World here we come!" everyone gave a loud cheer and hopped in to the car on there way to Disney world.....and their demise....
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Hmm is it Disneyland or Disney World the one in FL?