Yu-Gi-Oh and the trouble with Beans.
Joey ate beans. He ate loads and loads of beans! He ate so many he was about to throw up. Then he waited for a couple of hours when he was in the car.
Joey farted.
Ahhh… what a wonderful sound. It sounded like music to his ears.
Ahhhh… again, the sound was so melodious to his ears… and again!
Ahhh… Oooh, the gas was leaking out, like oil out of the alaska pipeline.
Ahhh… It smelled like beans
Ahhh… He never wanted it to stop. But apparently Yugi, Tristan and Tea, who were in the car with him, did.
Yugi: What's that smell… Joey were you…
Joey: Uhh… Yugi, I don't think this is the time to discuss…
Tea: What the heck! Is there a duck in here…
Yugi: Joey, have you been…
Joey: Not now Yugi, I'm driving!!!
Yugi: We really should talk about…
Tea: HOW ARE MY - FRIENDS - DOING???
Tristan: BBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP
Joey: Oh… No… Coke smell and Bean smell… they're reacting together… It will cloud out the entire earth from the sun for an hour!
Yugi: Joey, I think now is the time to talk about your problem.
Joey: I don't' have a Fing problem!
Yugi: I hate to say it, but you're addicted to beans.
Tea: And friends don't let friends do beans…
Joey: What's the problem with beans?
Yugi: Every time you have beans, and Tristan has pop, the world gets clouded over and Tristan gets scared, and then he…
Tristan: Guys, I'm getting really scared… I'm gonna light a match.
Tristan lights a match, and there is so much gas in the air that everything explodes, and everyone's fine.
Yugi: That's what happens.
Tea: Don't you love friendship? I love friendship! Freindship is the best, and as friends, we will always stay together. I LOVE you! hugs reader I will always stay by your side (Your name here) and I will stay with you forever and ever!!!
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Ha! I knew I could make you Tea bashers into Tea lovers! You have a lifelong friend, and she will stay with you forever! No matter what you do, no matter how you try to keep her away, she will always follow you… always! ALWAYS!!! I tell you, even if you kill her, she will come back from the dead and LOVE YOU forever and ever!!!! You all love Tea now and it's all thanks to me. Why don't you thank me and tell me how much you appreciate my making you and Tea lifelong friends!!!