So this is Alaska and if you're wondering what I'm doing on Colorado's Fan Fiction account well…. I might have gotten bored and decided to hack it…. Any way I thought I'd tell you a little about myself. Just for you people who are like 'what the hell?'
My name is Aleksandr Dominic Jones. I'm the representation of Alaska, and presently I'm bored out of my mind…so here I am. I'm going to tell you a little story about my first impression of my family the states….. Sadly it wasn't the best one.
America had left me standing outside in a park giving me a large smile and saying something along the lines of 'don't worry the hero will be right back!' well it had been an hour and there was still no 'hero' in sight. I sighed and decided to leave, if he came back and saw I wasn't there…well that was his problem. I was turning around to walk away when I ran into someone. He had hair kind of the color of dirt, and eyes that immediately pissed me off. He wore a cocky ass grin on his face too, like he thought himself high and mighty. The first words out of his mouth didn't help him win me over either, "Hey little buddy," he said in a thick southern accent. "I'm Texas," but the only part that registered with me was the first…. Did he just saylittle buddy…to me? I couldn't believe it I had to be at least four inches taller than him.
"….hello…" I said back…maybe I'd herd wrong…
"Okay little man America asked me to take you home."
"….excuse me?" he didn't just call me…
"Haha you're funny junior! Common lets g-" He never got a chance to finish that sentence. I have a lot of patience, but when it comes to people treating me like a kid well….let's just say things got bloody.
So that was my first impression of the states. It pleased me to find out that after that little incident no one else treated me like a kid. Though I can't say no one else gave me a feeling of murders intent. Actually the first time I met Colorado I tried to kill her….. hmmm maybe next time I'll tell you the story of how we became friends…