22 year old Jane Porter was reading her favorite book Moby Dick, when she heard a loud crash. She jumped up to see her 23 year old husband and his best friend Terk wrestling. Tarzan had Terk in a headlock on the ground.
She chuckled, "Will you two ever grow up?' She joked, "Me?!" Terk exclaimed "He's the one who never grew up!" Tarzan let go of his best friend and walked over to his wife, they shared a kiss. "Ewww, I'm gonna go now, I'll see ya later!" Terk said, grabbing a vine and swung her way back to the gorillas.
"I missed you" Tarzan said, pulling away from the tender kiss, Jane blushed "I've missed you too love" Her facial expression changed from happy to sad and she sat out on the back porch with her back towards him. Tarzan cocked up one eyebrow in confusion and followed her.
"Jane, what's wrong?" She didn't answer him, what he couldn't see was that she has tears in her eyes. "Jane?" He sat next to her and put her in his lap so they facing face to face. "Why are you crying?" Then next thing he knew, Jane buried her face in his chest and started to bawl.
"Tarzan, please don't get mad at me! Please, don't leave me!" Tarzan was very confused but held her, rubbing her back. "Jane I love you, why would I leave you?" She sniffed and looked in his eyes. "I'm pregnant"
"What's pregnant?" He asked, sounding very interested. "It means we're having a baby...We're having our own child, Tarzan"
Tarzan was silent for a moment, Jane knew he didn't want a baby, she got off him and went back inside. "Alright, a baby! A baby! A baby!" She turned back to see Tarzan doing somersaults and cartwheels. He stopped, grabbed her and kissed her deeply. Jane was surprised but kissed him back, after a minute they pulled away. "Wait, you're not mad at me? You're not going to leave me?"
"Now why would I leave my wife and baby?" He smirked at her and carried her into their bedroom, where they feel asleep holding each other.