Why are Souda's teeth so pointy? You won't find an answer here but just something to think about.


The five survivors of Monokuma's second killing game slowly woke up to find themselves tied to a large mast by rope. None of them knew where they were or how they got there, but they appeared to be on a boat. Just then some lunatic wearing a paper mache Monokuma mask leaped out into view while laughing manically.

"You fools you think you can escape despair! Ha!" The masked mad man spoke rapidly, none of them could really understand what he was saying. "Enoshima did not die for you all not to commit sins! Which is why I shall bring you back to the real world where you will learn to accept despair into your hearts once again!"

"Who the fuck asked you?" Kuzuryu quipped.

"You understood what he was saying?" Sonia asked. "It gets kind of hard to translate when they talk that fast."

"No, we're all confused." Hinata retorted. "Can you let us go now? Kind of got comatose people we need to wake up."

"Can't you feel the despair? Being unable to continue your work?" The man kept talking but none of his captives were listening.

"This is a waste of our time, Owari can you get out of this."

"Can't, the bastard's got my hands tied up pretty tight. If only there was something or someone near me who could cut the room." She glared at Souda, the only person among them who had yet to wake up. She twisted as much as she could and kicked him in the leg, Souda woke up with a start and began squirming as soon as he realized he was restrained.

"Guys, we're tied up!" He exclaimed.

"Souda, cut the rope." Kuzuryu said, wasting no time to explain anything.

"I can't I don't have my toolth." He lisped, just the night before he had bit his tongue on his absurdly pointy and shark-like teeth. "Oh! There'th a bottle. If we can grab it and thmath it we can grab a thard and cut the rope." He began to stretch his legs out as much as he could to grab the glass bottle, the captor was still going on a righteous spiel about despair.

"It's not like have anything with or on you that's sharp!" Sonia hinted, Souda continued to try and reach the bottle.

"Yeah, something that you wouldn't have to grab." Kuzuryu added. "Too bad you can't just use your head and find a solution so simple you just having to fucking lean over and not grab anything." He practically shouted in his ear.

"Don't worry guyth, I almoth got it!"

"Damn it, Souda! Just chew through the fucking rope!" Hinata snapped, Souda tried to give him a confused look but they were on opposite sides of the mast.

"What? You think that becauthe I have tharp teeth I can chew through anything?"

"Yes." All of them said in a monotone unison. Souda tried to argue but Hinata cut him off.

"Oh really? Then what about the time we were eating walnuts together? You didn't touch the nut cracker."

"We only had one! I didn't want to hog it."

"Or when you couldn't find a can opener so you bit a hole in a soup can." Sonia recalled. "I'm mean, if you can do that then how hard would it be to chew through rope?"

Souda sighed and leaned down so he could grab the rope with his mouth and gnawed through it. Soon the rope went slack around them and they were able to move, their captor had not noticed since he was still going on about how he was the Robin Hood of despair or something. Owari picked up the bottle Souda had been trying to grab, he tossed it once in his hand and walked up behind the mad man, he smashed the bottle over his head.

The man feel to the ground still alive, just unconscious.

"Okay...so, who knows how to drive a boat?"