Welcome to Sandy Shores. A little place where everyone knows everyone else. People are never too busy to stop and say hello. Some people like to say that this is the place that term lazy lizards come from. Yep basically everything around here moves a little bit slower than the rest of the world. Unless of course you part of the LS Hunterz.
'Yeah woohoo!" Ashley Philips yelled as she and Clint McCall sped down the dirt road. Ashley drifted around the bend and the pair of them start to laugh. A big cloud of dust followed behind their 1969 black Dodge Charger.
'Man Black Betty is in a good shape today!' Ashley yelled as they drifted around another bend.
'Oh come Ash. Happy hour is on in 15 minutes and we still got three moonshine crates to drop off.' Clint said looking back to make sure that the bottle were in good shape.
'Oh it's always happy hour down at Yellow Jack Inn. Don't worry bro it's all good because we are taking a shortcut.' Ashley said before veering off the road and into the long grass.
'Fuck don't break any of the bottles. Scott will kill us.' Clint yelled. Ashley just laughed as they came to the top of a hill, before flying down. Ashley turned the wheel to the left and pulled up in front of the O'Neil's farm house.
'Made it.' She said as Clint grabbed two crates from the backseat and stacked them on top of each other before stepping out.
'Hey guys.' Cami O'Neil said from the front porch. Clint dropped the crates onto a table and he and Cami kissed. They start to head inside.
'Hey, bro. Remember what happen last time?' Ashley called sticking her head out the window.
'Relax Ash. My brothers are not here.' Cami called.
'See Ash. The bro are not here, so I'm all good.' Clint said and then they disappeared inside the house. Ashley sighed and looked at herself in the rearview mirror. Her dark chocolate hair was done in a high ponytail. Her dark brown eyes glowed. She was so lost in thought that she jumped when Elwood O'Neil banged the end of his gun the driver's door.
'Fucking hell!" She yelled.
'Howdy Ash.' Elwood greeted.
'Oh Elwood! I shat myself.' Ashley said while climbing out of the car. Elwood laughed at her.
'How have you been?' She asked.
'Not bad.' Ashley caught glimpses of the gun and he was carrying.
'Hey you been hunting with the bros again?'
'Shit yeah. We took those guns that you made for. Check out the damage.' He said and then held up a dead coyote. A big massive hole was where the chest used to be. As Ashley peered through the hole she seen Clint ripping of Cami's shirt off.
'Nice.' Ashley said looking up at Elwood.
'So you doing the run alone today?' Elwood asked. Ashley nodded.
'Good the last thing I need is for that Clint guy to be at it again with my sister. I heard he's very good at breaking heart. You know what I mean?'
'Yeah I know..' they were cut off by the sounds of a gunshot coming from Cami's room. Next second Clint came bolting out the window, his belt undone and his shirt in his hands.
'Ashley you fucking lying…' Elwood was cut off because Ashley grabbed his gun and using the handle she knocked him out. Ned O'Neil appeared at the window and tried to shot at Clint.
'Oh shit!' Ashley exclaimed while climbing into the Dodge.
'Go Ash Go!' Clint yelled while shoving his shirt back on. Ashley revved the Dodge to life and sped off away from the farm.
'How far did ya get?' Ashley asked as she sped around a bend.
'Just got my belt undone when Ned had to fucking walk in.' Clint said while doing his belt up. Ashley laughed and then a gunshot was heard.
'Fuck!' Clint yelled and then ducked down. Ashley looked up in the rearview mirror.
'Oh man it's fucking Ned and Luke O'Neil.' She said before drifting around another bend. A gunshot was heard and the bullet hit the trunk of the Dodge.
'My god I hope you don't break the bottles.' Clint said while looking at the moonshine bottles.
'Wanna bet on it?' Ashley asked.
'Okay if any of the bottle break, I get to hit you with the phone book. If you don't break any you get to hit me.'
'Phone book it is.' Ashley said and they fist bumped. Another gunshot was heard and hit the back of the Dodge.
'Fuck me Ned if you damage Black Betty you are paying!' Ashley yelled. The sped chase continued until the O'Neil brothers lost control of their truck and sped off the road. Ashley and Clint looked behind them and laughed. Suddenly there was a bang and they realized where the chase had led them. To a bridge that had collapsed a few months ago.
'Fuck Ash stop Black Betty!' Clint exclaimed.
'If I try to stop now we risk going into the water!' She exclaimed back giving as much gas as she could.
'Holy shit!' They both yelled as the Dodge wheels left the ground.
'Oh my god! We're going to die!' Clint yelled. The wheels hit the other side of the bridge and Ashley struggled a little to gain control.
'Haha woohoo!' She yelled when gained control. The pair of them laughed, when they heard a truck horn.
'Oh shit!' Clint yelled while Ashley spun the wheel tight and managed to dodge the truck.
'Oh my god! Look out!' Clint yelled as they head for where the heavy machinery was kept to help re-built the brigade. Ashley slammed on the brakes but it was too late. Black Betty got stuck in the middle of the two machinery. Ashley sighed and let go of the steering wheel and they looked at each other. Then Ashley looked in the backseat, not one bottle was broken.
'Oh no.' Clint said. Ashley shook the crate.
'I won the bet.' She said while trying to open the door. Clint tried and he failed as well. Sighing they both end up climbing out the window.
'I was joking about the bet.' Clint said while Ashley opened the trunk.
'Oh yeah.' She muttered while grabbing the phone book.
'Where do you want it?' She asked.
'Make it the right side of my face.' He said and then closed his eyes. Ashley slammed the book hard against his right cheek causing him to fall to the ground.
'Ow! Bitch!' He said while massaging his cheek.
'Your welcome.' She said and then opened a hatch that allowed access to the backseat. Grabbing the moonshine she lifted them out of the trunk. As soon as she turned with it, the bottom of the crate broke and all but one smashed.
'Oh fuck.' She muttered. Clint laughed and grabbed the phone book.
'What the fuck are doing?' She asked while tossing the broken crate to the ground
'Where you want it?' Clint asked. Ashley gave him a look. 'Where you want it?' He asked again.
'Let's go with the top of my head.' She said. Clint raised the book high over his head and hitted Ashley with it.
'Ow fuck!' She muttered while rubbing her head. Clint laughed and then tossed the book onto her chest knocking the wind out her.
'Oh you knocked the fucking wind out of me!' She groaned while holding onto her chest. Clint spotted the unbroken moonshine bottle and picked it up. Drinking a mouthful he pulled a face.
'Woo! That is some strong stuff.' He said. Ashley stood up and tossed the phone book back into the trunk before closing it. She snatched the moonshine out of Clint hand and drank a mouthful.
'Oh man! Scott going to kill us.' She said looking at the broken moonshine bottles. Clint scoffed and took the moonshine back and drank another mouthful.
'Come on.' Ashley said looking at her phone. 'We still go five minutes before happy hour starts.'
'What about Black Betty?' Clint asked.
'I will get Jake to tow her in.' Ashley said before walking away. Clint followed her. They walked towards where Yellow Jack Inn is while drinking the unbroken bottle of moonshine.
