Smallville: it's just plain stupid
Please note: I do not own anything but if anyone wants to give me Chloe I want protest.
This is just my idea of a bad day in Smallville. Enjoy!
It was a regular Saturday in Smallville the sun was shinning, the birds were singing and much to Chloe's pleasure no doubt their was a meteor rock freak running around on a killing spree thought Clark Kent as he entered the Talon. Clark spotted Chloe and Pete occupying their usual table, Chloe was trying to have a conversation with Pete but Pete was deaf to the as he was eyeing what he called "A hot piece of ass". Clark strolled over too Chloe and flashed the Kent smile that made chloe go all gooey inside.
"Hi Chloe" said Clark pulling up a seat at their table.
"Hey Clark, did I tell you I'm close to discovering how people survived the meteor rock freak attacks." Replied Chloe in a mater of factually tone.
"Chloe shut up for a second, I have to go gawk at Lana for half an hour." Interrupted Clark.
Half an hour later . . .
"Ok I'm back" announced Clark; Chloe looked very pleased to see Clark again. Clark sat down at the table and took a sip at his latte which scolded him "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Clark Screamed "oh Damn oh ouch, Lana what the hell is wrong with you?"
Lana tore off her apron crying and ran to the door before she opened it screamed "If anyone wants me I'm going to get kidnapped by a meteor rock freak and make Clark save me" and with that she slammed the door and was never seen again. Pete jumped up and screamed "let's tear this place apart. And so a citywide riot began.
"Oh well" said Clark. Clark blew on his latte and turned it to ice "Wow cool I have Ice breath," exclaimed Clark.
"Ok Clark I have to go home and work on the torch." Said Chloe and she got up and left.
Clark turned to Pete who was turning over tables. "Pete it's ten o'clock don't you have to go shoot Lex?"
"Oh right thanks" and with that Pete pulled out a gun and ran off.
And now we leave this weird place to return to your lives, which are already in progress thank you and have a nice day.
Please note: I do not own anything but if anyone wants to give me Chloe I want protest.
This is just my idea of a bad day in Smallville. Enjoy!
It was a regular Saturday in Smallville the sun was shinning, the birds were singing and much to Chloe's pleasure no doubt their was a meteor rock freak running around on a killing spree thought Clark Kent as he entered the Talon. Clark spotted Chloe and Pete occupying their usual table, Chloe was trying to have a conversation with Pete but Pete was deaf to the as he was eyeing what he called "A hot piece of ass". Clark strolled over too Chloe and flashed the Kent smile that made chloe go all gooey inside.
"Hi Chloe" said Clark pulling up a seat at their table.
"Hey Clark, did I tell you I'm close to discovering how people survived the meteor rock freak attacks." Replied Chloe in a mater of factually tone.
"Chloe shut up for a second, I have to go gawk at Lana for half an hour." Interrupted Clark.
Half an hour later . . .
"Ok I'm back" announced Clark; Chloe looked very pleased to see Clark again. Clark sat down at the table and took a sip at his latte which scolded him "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Clark Screamed "oh Damn oh ouch, Lana what the hell is wrong with you?"
Lana tore off her apron crying and ran to the door before she opened it screamed "If anyone wants me I'm going to get kidnapped by a meteor rock freak and make Clark save me" and with that she slammed the door and was never seen again. Pete jumped up and screamed "let's tear this place apart. And so a citywide riot began.
"Oh well" said Clark. Clark blew on his latte and turned it to ice "Wow cool I have Ice breath," exclaimed Clark.
"Ok Clark I have to go home and work on the torch." Said Chloe and she got up and left.
Clark turned to Pete who was turning over tables. "Pete it's ten o'clock don't you have to go shoot Lex?"
"Oh right thanks" and with that Pete pulled out a gun and ran off.
And now we leave this weird place to return to your lives, which are already in progress thank you and have a nice day.