Author: Princess-Asturia
Disclaimer: Look... I don't own wrestling, and I don't have enough money to
pay if ever that the owners get mad...
Chapter 1: The diva and the swindler
Eddie sighed as he drove back to his condominium; he again had pushed his luck with the general manager. He ruined the trophy for Bradshaw; and was therefore given a match with Show which he won anyway; making Big show lose his very job.
As he pulled over he looked at his shining belt sitting next to him; things were never the same ever since he got his discrete title; his fight with his very own nephew began after he caught the United States title, and in return losing the tag team belt; and Kurt's infinite pain causing troubles started just after No Way Out when he beat the living hell out of Brock Lesnar and captured the WWE championship belt.
He stared emptily at the ceiling of his condo as he attempts to kill time; or at least make it pass by him a bit faster.
"Uncle Eddie?" a voice murmured.
"Salvador?" He said without bothering to look at the owner of the voice; he knows the voice of his nephew very well.
"I was looking for you backstage but Peter (Billy Kidman) told me that you didn't bother to wait until the show has ended."
Eddie stood up. "What's the use? We all know what Kurt is going to say, anyway."
Chavo looked at Eddie and smiled. "You left so early that you didn't hear Kurt go ballistic. And had an unfortunate accident with Paul (Big show) after he fell."
"Fell? Fell where? How? Who?"
"One question at a time uncle." Chavo chuckled.
"I really DID miss a lot."
"Well... kind of... Show was SO lonely after losing the match with you that when he saw Torrie laughing... he thought it was him, she was laughing about and got mad."
"So? Where does Kurt enter?"
"He was called coz Show was threatening to throw Torrie. And in return... he got choke slammed and he fell. slammed and he fell. Making Heyman... the GM again."
Eddie laughed clearly showing his loneliness. "I see you still have you belt... good for you."
"Uncle? Can I ask you a favor? I know that it's not the proper time to ask you but... I just need help."
Eddie raised a brow. "I thought so... what?"
"Well... um... you see I'm supposed to go out and jam with Patricia (Trish Stratus), Lisa (Victoria), and the others but..."
"You got cold feet?"
"Sort of." Chavo sighed. "I mean I can't really go at ease when Trish is there. I'm too shy. You'll come for me, right? I know you hate it when I ask you to go out with other people aside from Lisa..."
Eddie laughed; he always did arrange stuff for his nephew. And yes; he has always liked Lisa. "Sure."
"Thanks Uncle Eddie."
"But before anything else... do you like Trish? And do you want me to make sure she likes you?"
Chavo blushed, making Eddie laugh his head off.
"I thought so... don't worry, Uncle Eddie will make sure that tiger will be tamed by the time your cold feet thaws." Eddie chuckled.
"Lisa..." a voice called.
"Trish... come in, come in."
"Guess what?" Trish squealed.
Victoria chuckled. "If I'm not wrong... you're happy coz Salvador (Chavo) can't come."
"Duh..." she rolled her eyes. "I can't stand the way he looks at me. It's so irritating. Makes me think that he's undressing me with his eyes or something."
"Tell me about it." Victoria rolled her eyes. "He makes me wanna puke."
"So... who's with us?"
"Well we're going without Nora (Molly, Amy (Lita), Lisa (Ivory), Jacqueline, Charlene (Jazz), Nidia, Jamie, Shane (Hurricane), Rodney, Matt, Mathew (Spike), and Michael (Steven Richards)."
"Why?" Trish moaned. "I mean we had it all planned this out last week and now they can't come?"
"They told me they had to do some things." Victoria sighed. "Well anyway... what happened between you and Chris today?"
Trish sighed. "Having an intimate relationship with someone you hate on camera is really hard."
Victoria laughed.
Trish pouted. "Hey! It's not fun to always hide your feelings, and besides of all people to pair with me... WHY CHRISTIAN?!"
"Maybe they're trying to give you a lesson on life that people can fall in love with anyone."
"Oh yeah sure..." Trish rolled her eyes.
"So I guess it's just the two of us left, then." Victoria sighed as they prepare their things (Money, make up; for retouch, and etc.) to leave for the mall. "Oh yeah, I forgot... If Salvador isn't coming? Then, whose car are we going to use?"
"We could just walk..." Trish sighed. "And wish we don't get smelly and all when we arrive at the mall."
Just as they were pondering on how to go to the mall without even breaking a sweat; a honk of a car made them turn around; it was Eddie.
"Eddie?" Victoria raised a brow.
"Salvador told me to come in his place." Eddie reddened with shyness.
Victoria raised a brow and thought of the weirdest idea; why not leave Trish and Eddie in an intimate date? Just to get rid of Eddie. "Oh yeah, Trish... I have something to do. And I totally forgot that I promised Gail go and watch her little sister."
"But..." Trish moaned. "You can't leave me."
"Oh that's non-sense."
"So we're alone, then." Eddie sighed.
"But... Eddie's a..."
"Have fun, okay?" Victoria smiled.
"Having fun?" Eddie smiled.
Well actually; she wasn't coz she's not a Latino in the first place, so how can she understand a thing that the people are saying.
"Um... actually..." she whispered. 'This is the worst date I have ever had.'
"If you don't want to watch the movie... it's fine by me. We can go to another place if you want to." Eddie smiled and noticed Trish's face. "You know, Salvador really likes it when you smile."
She smiled; 'Just like Chris, always making me smile'. "Really?"
"Yeah... and I often wondered why... and now I know; I think you have the most wonderful smile I have ever seen. Aside from Lisa's, I mean." He smiled. "Do you think I'll ever have a chance with Lisa?"
Trish felt a certain pain in her chest; she was feeling sorry for him, Lisa can never love him back. "Why not ask him yourself?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah... now could you people just pipe it down a little... we're trying to watch the movie here."
Well after having a fight with the people sitting behind them; they were sent out and was banned.
"I'm really sorry Eddie."
"Well... I never liked that place anyway." He laughed.
It was obvious that Eddie was enjoying himself in the movie but was just trying to be nice for her.
"No really... I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you?"
"Well you can tell me how you feel about..."
"Salvador?" Trish faked a smile. "Believe... you don't wanna know."
Eddie got the hint and was REALLY feeling sorry for his nephew; he knows how it feels; to love someone and not be loved back. "I'm sure he's going to take it like a man."
Trish smiled. "He's so lucky to have an uncle like you Eddie. I mean it."
"I don't know... I mean; I lie, cheat, and steal." He laughed.
Trish chuckled. 'Just like Chris... always saying things to make me smile.' "Hey... we're only humans... we make mistakes."
"And to make it up for people... I do whatever it takes to make them happy."
'Why? Why are so wonderful?' Trish thought as she looked at Eddie. "You know, a lot of people at home tell me that you're a really scary person."
Eddie laughed.
"Sorry... I was just speaking my mind." Trish almost said in a whisper.
"What's wrong? Not scary enough for you?" Eddie smiled.
Trish shook her head and smiled. "No... as a matter of fact... I had fun, today." Trish laughed at the sight of the WWE champion turning red. "Are you hungry or something? I can treat you for dinner."
Eddie smiled. "No... it's my treat. Sky's the limit... but just don't eat more than me."
Trish laughed; all her life, she has waited for that type of guy to turn up, but now that she finally finds him; she's with someone else. "Sure... why not."
"So how did it go?" Chavo looked at Eddie as if he was waiting to win all the money in the world.
"Well... we ate and watched the movies... and..."
"Well what? Did you ask her about me?" Chavo squealed.
"I totally forgot... I wan busy thinking about something else." Eddie scratched his head. 'I just don't want you to know for now.'
"Oh okay... but why?"
"I just forgot... okay? There were a lot of things I had in mind."
"Fine, okay... whatever." Chavo raised his hand in surrender. "Was it fun? I mean... with Trish and the others?"
"It was... and we even got banned at a movie house."
"Why?"
"Oh Trish got mad at the people sitting behind us."
"So what did Lisa say?" Chavo asked
"She wasn't there... she had some errands to do."
Chavo's eyes widened. "You mean you went on a date with Trish ALONE? WITHOUT ANYONE OF HER FRIENDS?!"
Eddie shrugged. "So? It's not like I have interests in her anyway."
"How was it?"
"It's kind of hard to understand but... I had fun with her. I think people are wrong about her. She's not hard to reach... she's just like us... I think she's really a sweet girl... no harm done, right?"
Chavo chuckled. "How can I get mad at my own uncle...? You're the one helping me, right?"
Eddie nodded; wishing he had not lied to his nephew.
TBC (If you still want to know about it)
Author's note: Well... who's it gonna be (Eddie or Chavo)? I just thought of this a while ago and really couldn't get it off of my head, so there... I wrote it... I don't even know why I posted it in the first place... well anywayz... just read and review. I'll be waiting for your gracious review that never seems to stop to make my day. It's really a bit longer than my other written chapters but, I just can't stop the ideas from flowing into my fingers... well just to end my rant, thanks for bothering to read my fic and ja...
Chapter 1: The diva and the swindler
Eddie sighed as he drove back to his condominium; he again had pushed his luck with the general manager. He ruined the trophy for Bradshaw; and was therefore given a match with Show which he won anyway; making Big show lose his very job.
As he pulled over he looked at his shining belt sitting next to him; things were never the same ever since he got his discrete title; his fight with his very own nephew began after he caught the United States title, and in return losing the tag team belt; and Kurt's infinite pain causing troubles started just after No Way Out when he beat the living hell out of Brock Lesnar and captured the WWE championship belt.
He stared emptily at the ceiling of his condo as he attempts to kill time; or at least make it pass by him a bit faster.
"Uncle Eddie?" a voice murmured.
"Salvador?" He said without bothering to look at the owner of the voice; he knows the voice of his nephew very well.
"I was looking for you backstage but Peter (Billy Kidman) told me that you didn't bother to wait until the show has ended."
Eddie stood up. "What's the use? We all know what Kurt is going to say, anyway."
Chavo looked at Eddie and smiled. "You left so early that you didn't hear Kurt go ballistic. And had an unfortunate accident with Paul (Big show) after he fell."
"Fell? Fell where? How? Who?"
"One question at a time uncle." Chavo chuckled.
"I really DID miss a lot."
"Well... kind of... Show was SO lonely after losing the match with you that when he saw Torrie laughing... he thought it was him, she was laughing about and got mad."
"So? Where does Kurt enter?"
"He was called coz Show was threatening to throw Torrie. And in return... he got choke slammed and he fell. slammed and he fell. Making Heyman... the GM again."
Eddie laughed clearly showing his loneliness. "I see you still have you belt... good for you."
"Uncle? Can I ask you a favor? I know that it's not the proper time to ask you but... I just need help."
Eddie raised a brow. "I thought so... what?"
"Well... um... you see I'm supposed to go out and jam with Patricia (Trish Stratus), Lisa (Victoria), and the others but..."
"You got cold feet?"
"Sort of." Chavo sighed. "I mean I can't really go at ease when Trish is there. I'm too shy. You'll come for me, right? I know you hate it when I ask you to go out with other people aside from Lisa..."
Eddie laughed; he always did arrange stuff for his nephew. And yes; he has always liked Lisa. "Sure."
"Thanks Uncle Eddie."
"But before anything else... do you like Trish? And do you want me to make sure she likes you?"
Chavo blushed, making Eddie laugh his head off.
"I thought so... don't worry, Uncle Eddie will make sure that tiger will be tamed by the time your cold feet thaws." Eddie chuckled.
"Lisa..." a voice called.
"Trish... come in, come in."
"Guess what?" Trish squealed.
Victoria chuckled. "If I'm not wrong... you're happy coz Salvador (Chavo) can't come."
"Duh..." she rolled her eyes. "I can't stand the way he looks at me. It's so irritating. Makes me think that he's undressing me with his eyes or something."
"Tell me about it." Victoria rolled her eyes. "He makes me wanna puke."
"So... who's with us?"
"Well we're going without Nora (Molly, Amy (Lita), Lisa (Ivory), Jacqueline, Charlene (Jazz), Nidia, Jamie, Shane (Hurricane), Rodney, Matt, Mathew (Spike), and Michael (Steven Richards)."
"Why?" Trish moaned. "I mean we had it all planned this out last week and now they can't come?"
"They told me they had to do some things." Victoria sighed. "Well anyway... what happened between you and Chris today?"
Trish sighed. "Having an intimate relationship with someone you hate on camera is really hard."
Victoria laughed.
Trish pouted. "Hey! It's not fun to always hide your feelings, and besides of all people to pair with me... WHY CHRISTIAN?!"
"Maybe they're trying to give you a lesson on life that people can fall in love with anyone."
"Oh yeah sure..." Trish rolled her eyes.
"So I guess it's just the two of us left, then." Victoria sighed as they prepare their things (Money, make up; for retouch, and etc.) to leave for the mall. "Oh yeah, I forgot... If Salvador isn't coming? Then, whose car are we going to use?"
"We could just walk..." Trish sighed. "And wish we don't get smelly and all when we arrive at the mall."
Just as they were pondering on how to go to the mall without even breaking a sweat; a honk of a car made them turn around; it was Eddie.
"Eddie?" Victoria raised a brow.
"Salvador told me to come in his place." Eddie reddened with shyness.
Victoria raised a brow and thought of the weirdest idea; why not leave Trish and Eddie in an intimate date? Just to get rid of Eddie. "Oh yeah, Trish... I have something to do. And I totally forgot that I promised Gail go and watch her little sister."
"But..." Trish moaned. "You can't leave me."
"Oh that's non-sense."
"So we're alone, then." Eddie sighed.
"But... Eddie's a..."
"Have fun, okay?" Victoria smiled.
"Having fun?" Eddie smiled.
Well actually; she wasn't coz she's not a Latino in the first place, so how can she understand a thing that the people are saying.
"Um... actually..." she whispered. 'This is the worst date I have ever had.'
"If you don't want to watch the movie... it's fine by me. We can go to another place if you want to." Eddie smiled and noticed Trish's face. "You know, Salvador really likes it when you smile."
She smiled; 'Just like Chris, always making me smile'. "Really?"
"Yeah... and I often wondered why... and now I know; I think you have the most wonderful smile I have ever seen. Aside from Lisa's, I mean." He smiled. "Do you think I'll ever have a chance with Lisa?"
Trish felt a certain pain in her chest; she was feeling sorry for him, Lisa can never love him back. "Why not ask him yourself?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah... now could you people just pipe it down a little... we're trying to watch the movie here."
Well after having a fight with the people sitting behind them; they were sent out and was banned.
"I'm really sorry Eddie."
"Well... I never liked that place anyway." He laughed.
It was obvious that Eddie was enjoying himself in the movie but was just trying to be nice for her.
"No really... I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you?"
"Well you can tell me how you feel about..."
"Salvador?" Trish faked a smile. "Believe... you don't wanna know."
Eddie got the hint and was REALLY feeling sorry for his nephew; he knows how it feels; to love someone and not be loved back. "I'm sure he's going to take it like a man."
Trish smiled. "He's so lucky to have an uncle like you Eddie. I mean it."
"I don't know... I mean; I lie, cheat, and steal." He laughed.
Trish chuckled. 'Just like Chris... always saying things to make me smile.' "Hey... we're only humans... we make mistakes."
"And to make it up for people... I do whatever it takes to make them happy."
'Why? Why are so wonderful?' Trish thought as she looked at Eddie. "You know, a lot of people at home tell me that you're a really scary person."
Eddie laughed.
"Sorry... I was just speaking my mind." Trish almost said in a whisper.
"What's wrong? Not scary enough for you?" Eddie smiled.
Trish shook her head and smiled. "No... as a matter of fact... I had fun, today." Trish laughed at the sight of the WWE champion turning red. "Are you hungry or something? I can treat you for dinner."
Eddie smiled. "No... it's my treat. Sky's the limit... but just don't eat more than me."
Trish laughed; all her life, she has waited for that type of guy to turn up, but now that she finally finds him; she's with someone else. "Sure... why not."
"So how did it go?" Chavo looked at Eddie as if he was waiting to win all the money in the world.
"Well... we ate and watched the movies... and..."
"Well what? Did you ask her about me?" Chavo squealed.
"I totally forgot... I wan busy thinking about something else." Eddie scratched his head. 'I just don't want you to know for now.'
"Oh okay... but why?"
"I just forgot... okay? There were a lot of things I had in mind."
"Fine, okay... whatever." Chavo raised his hand in surrender. "Was it fun? I mean... with Trish and the others?"
"It was... and we even got banned at a movie house."
"Why?"
"Oh Trish got mad at the people sitting behind us."
"So what did Lisa say?" Chavo asked
"She wasn't there... she had some errands to do."
Chavo's eyes widened. "You mean you went on a date with Trish ALONE? WITHOUT ANYONE OF HER FRIENDS?!"
Eddie shrugged. "So? It's not like I have interests in her anyway."
"How was it?"
"It's kind of hard to understand but... I had fun with her. I think people are wrong about her. She's not hard to reach... she's just like us... I think she's really a sweet girl... no harm done, right?"
Chavo chuckled. "How can I get mad at my own uncle...? You're the one helping me, right?"
Eddie nodded; wishing he had not lied to his nephew.
TBC (If you still want to know about it)
Author's note: Well... who's it gonna be (Eddie or Chavo)? I just thought of this a while ago and really couldn't get it off of my head, so there... I wrote it... I don't even know why I posted it in the first place... well anywayz... just read and review. I'll be waiting for your gracious review that never seems to stop to make my day. It's really a bit longer than my other written chapters but, I just can't stop the ideas from flowing into my fingers... well just to end my rant, thanks for bothering to read my fic and ja...