Authors Note: okay this is my second story I am home alone and lonely and i thought who is the lonliest person i know im not talking in real life of course lol everyone's fav emo sasuke!

Disclaimer : oh and i don't own naruto characters cool if i did

sasuke: I'm not emo im just not a crybaby like you.

Me: Hey don't forget who is writing this fanfiction be nice or you are going to become Ino's and sakura's personal slave muhahahaha

sasuke: you wouldn't dare " death glare '

Me: so this is the famous death glare hmmm okay i won't let ino and sakura torture you someone far more sinister and evil his name brings fear to everyone will be coming for you.

Kakashi: Wat up sasuke me and you can spend all this time talking about are emotions and feelings!

Sasuke: Please bring back sakura and ino anyone but this pervert

Me: Muahahahahah! i really gotta work on my evil laugh Hey kakashi can i ask u sumthing

Kakashi: if it's to teach you the chidori forget it

Me: No can i have a peek at your book

kakashi: sorry what kind of an adult would I be if I let you read it

Me: But it will give me awesome ideas to help you make sasuke's life misreable plus I will give you a cookie " holds up cookie "

Kakashi make it two and you got a deal

Me: Booo ya !

Me: anyways to the story lol

Sasuke's POV

"BEEP" "BEEP" "BEEP"

I slapped the off button on my alarm clock and rolled out of bed I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and glared at the photo kakashi had taken it was sakura in the middle with her normal child like grin naruto on the left and i was on the right Kakashi was behind us his eye turned up in a smile I never liked that pervert he was too intrested in feelings and teamwork and not enough intrested in powerful jutsu's capable of killing certain older brothers that kill entire clans. I quickly got dressed and locked the door I went to the training grounds and sat down against the three logs used for training I didn't expect anyone to be here this early no one ever was it was only 5:30 in the morning I was going to start training but first I just needed to rest my eyes I closed my eyes resisting the urge to drift to sleep after all this log was nice and soft and warm I snapped my eyes open looking around I cursed under my breath for even thinking about Itachi that way the way he was before he killed everyone I closed my eyes again I cursed again silently, wishing my mind would stop playing tricks on me I snuggled up against the log more amazed at how when my mind was tired it could make the hardest log into the caring figure of Itachi I continued to wriggle around until I heard a familiar voice

" comfertable yet sasuke ? "

I instantly snapped my eyes open and saw where i was I was no longer sitting on the ground I was sitting in kakashi's lap while he read his perverted orange book I blushed and scrambled off glaring at him.

" What's wrong sasuke come sit on your sensei's lap? "

Kakashi said in a cheerful tone I glared again and half spoke half yelled

" you pervert! what were you doing trying to molest me !"

Kakashi looked hurt for a second then replied in a sickenly sweet tone

" awwww but sasuke you looked so uncomfterble then when you were on my lap you were all happy and now that you mention it you are pretty cute when your angry "

I couldn't believe he said that I half glared at him which is hard when your busy looking horrified and scarred for life I turned away from him arms crossed and began to walk away when I sensed someone's chakra I steppped back just as a anbu appeared in a puff of white smoke his mask looked like a bear or something he walked past me and handed kakashi a scroll Kakashi opened the scroll and I could see a grin under his mask I walked behind him and read the scroll

Family relations

I Tsunade the fifth hokage require kakashi to teach the family relations part of your students training you may allocate two other shinobi to help you and you are to spend 28 days with each student unless the family relation has already been filled.

Yours faithfully

Hokage Tsunade

I didn't really understand what it meant by family relations but i knew I wasn't going to like it but if naruto and sakura could endure it I'm sure i could.

kakashi POV

I couldn't be happier I had asked for time with my students as family relation was impotant when two orphans are in your team that meant for 28 days I was going to be Sasuke's legal guardian at least I could keep and eye on him now so he can't leave the village naruto however would just make me go broke with all the ramen but he was fun to be around sakura already had her mum and dad so she wouldn't have to participate she might need to be transferred to team 10 for awhile I noticed the puzzled look on sasuke's face as he finished reading the scroll from behind me I grinned again and walked over to the tree where naruto and sakura had appeared I noticed sasuke thinking deepley about what he had read I quickly broke up the argument between naruto and sakura and finally managed to get them to sit down

" Okay team I am on the orders from the hokage to teach you the family relations part of the program so naruto and sasuke i will be teaching you sakura you don't have to participate and will join team ten

" Ummm wait a second Kakashi sensei "

Sakura fiddled around in her wepeaon pouch and brought out a scroll I took the scroll and undid the fabric ribbon holding it and read it carefully

Dear Kakashi

I request you allow me to teach the family relations part of naruto's training as I believe I am closer and will be able to asess him more accurately

From Iruka Umino

P.S I gave the scroll to sakura as naruto would forget or spill ramen on it or something like that

I read the scroll and was a bit dissapointed and glad at the same time I wouldn't see naruto for awhile but I wouldn't have to spend that much time on this part of there training I gave the scroll to naruto and wrote a letter for sakura to give to asuma I sent both of them off and turned to sasuke

" well looks like it is just me and you for the next twenty eight days "

I saw sasuke's face take on the emotion of pure terror and horror I just knew this was going to be fun

Me: Okay thats it for chapter 1 i will update soon please review otherwise i will think people hate it and i won't be able to continue

Sasuke: If anyone reviews I will skin them alive

Kakashi: Now now sasuke no need for threats why don't you calm down and give your daddy a hug

Sasuke: LEAGAL GUARDIAN NOT DAD GUARDIAN NO HUGS NO ANYTHING !

Kakashi " quickly hugs sasuke " now isin't that better sasuke squeeze out all the baddies

Sasuke: " choking " can't breathe need air need kunai knives shriken paper bomb sharp rock I'll settle for a stick

Me: well on that note goodbye