Authors Notes: Well this is one of my two new stories. This one is a new pairing I am trying and I hope you all like! Please tell me how I do!

Chapter One: Hating the world, and then some

Kiba woke up with a grunt to his alarm blaring and dragged himself out of bed, ignoring the fact that his alarm was still on. He trudged along in the hallway until he got down to the bathroom. He opened the door and threw Hana off the toilet, he didn't care that she was here first. He stripped down into his boxers and turned on the water to the hottest setting. Kiba looked in the mirror in disgust. His mirror began to steam up as Kiba looked at his hazel eyes and his brown hair, falling over his face and outlining his features. Kiba was standing 5'11, firmly built and nicely toned, beautiful face and he felt disgusted with himself. Kiba threw the boxers on the floor and walked into the shower, wincing at the hot water hitting his body. Kiba stood still for a few minutes, letting his body acclimate itself to the waters temperature. He reached for the soap and shampoo and began to wash and rinse his hair while he thought of the afternoon announcement yesterday evening.

Today is Mr. Iruka's last day as our headmaster. We will all miss him terribly but we all need to be welcoming to the new headmaster that we will see tomorrow at the school assembly. Attendance is mandatory and if one student does not go then they will receive a suspension.

Kiba was mad at the idea of a new headmaster, for he knew Mr. Iruka personally for so many years. Kiba punched the wall and took his hand back as he held it in pain. "OWWW" Kiba yelped as he turned off the water picked up his towel and pajamas and threw the cloths and boxers down the laundry shute. Kiba walked back down the hallway to his room where his alarm was still blaring and Hana sat on his bed with clothes already picked out.

"Morning Kiba. I took the liberty to choose your outfit today. I hope you like my choice." Hana said as she left the room.

Kiba glared at her and looked at the choices she made for him. She took out his worst looking clothes, and that made Kiba all the angrier. There was a tight pink t-shirt and black leather pants with purple converse as shoes. Kiba laughed and yelled down the hallway "Like hell I will wear that whore! Nice try though!" Kiba walked over to his closet laughing but when he opened his door he was horrified. There were no more clothes in his closet. Kiba closed the door and took a deep breath as he opened the door again, still no clothes. He ran over to his dresser and all that was left was a thong, Hana's newest pair. Hana looked around the corner as Kiba fell to the ground punching the floor.

"So I take it you don't like my outfit? Oh well! See ya in school Kiba" she said as he giggled down the hallway.

Kiba got up and went over to the bed and looked at the clothes. They were all that was left and he could not be late for school, and if he skipped he'd get a suspension and he would be off on a bad foot with the new headmaster. Plus Kiba would have to miss swim practice, and as the varsity captain he was not allowed to miss that. Kiba looked at the clothes again and gulped. He dropped his towel and put on the thong. This fits really weird. How do girls stand it riding up their ass? Kiba wondered as he put the thong on. Next he put on the tight shirt, avoiding the pants completely. He paced around his room, trying to think of something, and then it hit him!

"I am such and idiot! I can just call Naruto and ask him for some clothes!" Kiba thought as he rushed to where his phone was charging. Kiba hummed to himself as he looked at the empty charger, until he realized it was empty. Hana had stolen his phone. Kiba yelled into the air and cursed as he put on the pants and the shoes. He took one last look in the mirror and he hated himself even more than he usually does. Kiba took the car keys off the hook and went to his car, backpack in hand and a pop tart in the other. Kiba turned the car on, got to his favorite station and began the drive to school, cursing and thinking off how he'd kill Hana when she got home.

Kiba arrived at school earlier than he wanted too, wishing that people would not see him for an extended period of time. Kiba sat in his car with his hands over his eyes until he heard a taping on his windows. Kiba looked out of his hands and saw Naruto there. Naruto was Kiba's best friend and also his biggest rival. The two of them were the smartest kids in the school. Kiba had been the first kid to be picked as the valedictorian at the beginning of freshman year, until Naruto transferred in. Then it was a toss up between the two of them. Kiba was currently in the lead.

"Hey Kiba, open up!" Naruto said as he pulled on the handle of the passenger seat. Kiba unlocked the door and let Naruto in. Naruto plopped himself down and began to snicker when he saw what Kiba was wearing. Kiba just sneered at him. "Say what you want, I am ready to hear it." Naruto shook his head. "I am not gunna say it, don't worry. But aren't you worried that you're gunna get beaten up for those clothes?" Kiba was mad that Naruto had referred to his clothes as those like those were a disease. Kiba looked at Naruto and punched him in the gut. "Now that I got that out of my system, whatcha say we go to homeroom?" Naruto nodded as he got out of the car and began to walk to homeroom, still laughing at Kiba.

Kiba's first two periods went by quickly and not many people made fun of him, but when it came to French class Kiba was screwed. It was his day to stand in front of the class and make an announcement about something. When the bell rang Kiba trudged up to the front of the class, receiving laughs from the guys and giggles from the girls. When he turned around to face the class the entire student body broke out hysterically. Seeing a guy wearing totally humiliating clothing must've been funny for these simple minded people. Kiba gave his announcement as quickly as possible and sat down blushing.

After class Kiba ran outside and went directly for the gym where the assembly for the new headmaster was going to be held. Kiba ran with his head down, and that was his downfall, for he ran into someone else. Kiba fell down on his ass and looked up. "WATCH WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE GOING DUDE!!!" Kiba yelled as he got up. He looked at the guy he ran into. Mid to late 20's, spiky gray hair and he wore a suit. Kiba grunted at him and walked towards the gym and tried to find a seat where no one would see him. Kiba sat down near the far left side of the gym and waited as the students began to fill around him. Eventually the entire student body was in the gym and everything was underway. They said the Pledge of Allegiance, sang a few songs for no reason and then the assembly finally got underway.

"Without further ado, let me introduce the new headmaster, Mr. Kakashi!" the secretary, Ms. Anko said.

Kiba's mouth dropped wide open as he saw who it was. Mr. Kakashi was wearing a suit, he had spiky gray hair and he was in his mid to late 20's. He was the same guy that Kiba had run into, literally!!! Mr. Kakashi walked up to the microphone and told the students to settle down.

"Hello everyone, I am Mr. Kakashi and I will be your new headmaster for the rest of the year. I have already had an amazing conversation with one of your students" Mr. Kakashi said as he looked at Kiba "and I feel that he should be recognized. Stand up boy!" Kiba looked beet red as he stood up in front of the whole school. When everyone saw that Mr. Kakashi had called out Kiba they all laughed, and they also laughed at his ridiculous ensemble. Kiba sat back down, wishing that he could just go away. When the assembly was let out Kiba went to his car and hid there the rest of the day.

After school let out Kiba raced to the locker room to get changed for swim practice. He put on the Speedo and threw the thong into the trashcan, thinking about how lucky he was that no one had seen it. He took the required shower before entering the pool and then walked into the pool area. A few other members of the swim team were there, Shikamaru, Ino and Kankuro. They were all doing some warm-up laps and Kiba decided that he would join them. Kiba dove into the water and began to work on the butterfly stroke. After a few laps more of the team started to trickle in. Eventually the full team was there. Kiba got out of the water and stood next to coach Shizune, who was trying to make an announcement.

"Okay everyone. There are 20 of you and only one of me, but not anymore! We now have a new assistant swim coach. You may all know him as your new headmaster but now he is also Coach Kakashi." Shizune gleamed.

Ino, Sakura and the rest of the girls on the team giggled as they saw Coach Kakashi walking over in just a Speedo. Kiba was so mad at the dude that he didn't notice and told all the boys to begin their practice. Kiba was about to dive into the pool until Shizune stopped him.

"Kiba, seeing as you are the varsity coach for the boys team, you and Coach Kakashi are going to be working together. I am going to help Tenten with the girls. I know what happened today between you two was mean but you need to be respectful. Get along or you are off the team." she said as she sympathetically looked at Kiba. Kiba nodded and looked at his feet as Shizune walked over to the other lap lanes.

Kiba grunted and grumbled as he walked over to Coach Kakashi, who was sitting down on a bleacher watching the boys practice. As Kiba neared him he said, "Shikamaru and Kankuro have good breast strokes but Naruto should be working on his butterfly, it needs some work." Kiba looked at the three boys that were mentioned. "Your right, I will talk to them when practice is over." Kakashi looked up at Kiba and smiled. Kiba blushed as he began to inspect Mr. Kakashi more closely. He was very lean, tall, and he looked to be very comfortable in that tight Speedo that seemed to be outlining something. Kiba blushed even more when Mr. Kakashi spread his legs a little more. Kiba almost drooled until Mr. Kakashi stood up. "Well Kiba, aren't you gunna show me what you can do?"

Kiba nodded and walked over to the diving board. He did a few stretches and made sure that Mr. Kakashi was watching him. He stood up, got in the ready position and dove into the water. In half an hour he did 23 laps of the butterfly stroke and was exhausted afterward. Practice ended at 5:30 and Kiba was not to thrilled when it came around, cause he wanted to spend more time talking to Mr. Kakashi.

Kiba went back to the locker room, and while there he almost screamed. Now Kiba was used to seeing other guys naked but Mr. Kakashi was something else. His girly ass was hanging in the air as Mr. Kakashi was rummaging through his bag. Kiba felt his Speedo get a little tighter. Kiba looked down and saw his very obvious erection. Kiba looked at Mr. Kakashi and saw that he had some boxers on. Kiba rushed over to his locker and pulled on his pants and shirt so quickly the Mr. Kakashi was dumbfounded about how fast Kiba got out of there. He giggled to himself and walked to his car ready to go home.

Kiba went home to a warm meal for him prepared by Hana. After he ate dinner and he went upstairs to his room he changed into new clothes, for his closet and dresser seemed to magically reappear with clothes. He lied in bed and began to think about today. Mr. Kakashi had embarrassed him in front of the whole school, had marked Kiba as a bad kid on his first day, and Kiba had a total crush on his new headmaster.

Authors Final: Haha … well here is the first chapter. I really hope people like it but I understand if you don't. Please leave a review and tell me how I did, because I would love to know! Thank you!