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Bowser maybe OOC for the next couple of chapters, not this one, however.

Please, if you're an Ike fan, don't read this chapter without being prepared.

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Mario, Link and Pit were sparring. The three exchanged shots to see who was the best at fighting. Suddenly Mario's cell phone started ringing. Mario kept it without answering.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" asked Pit.

"I can't! Whenever I pick up the phone, I get charged 15$. It is quadrupled if I say something!" shouted Mario.

"Which service are you using?" Asked Pit.

"Smashville service, where else?" said Mario.

"I use it too. I get everyone of its features for free!" said Link.

"How?" asked Mario.

"I pulled some strings... and the trigger of a gun." said Link as he gave a sigh. Both Mario and Pit knew what that sigh ment: Link was about to tell a story. The two exchanged nervous glances as Link started his story.

Flashback(Told by Link)

I was just laying on the couch flicking the channels on the television. Suddenly my cell phone started ringing. It was brand new, and I had no idea how much each call was. I quickly pressed talk to here someone saying something.

"Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi!" the voice kept saying. I left it like that for 8 hours and whoever was calling was being persistant. Finally I gave up.

"Hi." I said.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" the voice said, and I realized it was Kirby. Kirby quickly hung up.

Suddenly a mailman who refuses to dress properly came up to me and gave me a paper.

"It's a bill." he said.

"They want me to sign a bill for a new law?"I asked before looking on the paper. The dude left and I took a look at the bill. It was a bill for the call. There were better chances of me winning multiple lotteries than paying this off.

The number extended to over twenty zeros. I got 3 pieces of rope (4.7 metres each!) and a gun. I left for the building and threathened to kill everybody if I did not get free phone calls. They accepted except one of them. I taught him a lesson he will never forget.

End flashback

"And I taught him a lesson he will never forget." said Link. Suddenly his phone started ringing. Link answered it and Master hand had left a text message to go to the cafeteria for an announcement. The three left for the place.

At the cafeteria, Master Hand was on stage with Bowser.

"Attention, I am here to tell you that Bowser has resigned from his evil ways and is now turned good!" said Master Hand. There were many cheers and one person tried to drown out the cheers.

"Boo!" shouted the figure. The crowd turned silent and tried to hear who was booing.

"Boo!" shouted Mario. After seeing everybody was staring at him, he started to make sarcastic cheers. Soon everybody joined in. After everybody left, Link, Pit and Ike stayed to find out why Mario was so mad.

"Why are you so mad?" asked Pit.

"You see, I got money from bowser by defeating him. All the game sales go to the producers. Now how am I supossed to work?" fumed Mario.

"Can't Peach give you money?" asked Link. "After all, you saved her more times than the number of seconds after brawl came out."

"Peach is a slut! Why would she give me money?" said Mario.

"Don't worry! You can be in my game!" said Ike as he quickly raised his arm to one side of his head and brought it to the other. "Think about it! Fire emblem: Path of Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Peach, Boo, Kink boo, Daisy, Toad, Toadsworth, Toadette, Yoshi, Birdo, Wario, Waluigi and a random dolphin!"

"I am never going to be with Ike! He is the cheapest person in brawl!" said Mario randomly to Pit. Suddenly a teen opened the emergency cafeteria door. (The only reason it is their is because Kirby breaks through the cafeteria walls at lunch).

"Is Ike here?" asked the teen. Mario quickly shoved Ike into his view.

"He's here!" shouted the teen and opened the door to some other people. They all said the same thing, "We hate Ike! I will not stand still until I knowhe is out of Brawl!"

"Big deal!" said Ike. "There are millions who love me and only four people who hate me!"

"You have it the opposite way!" shouted Mario as he opened the door. Millions of people had pitchforks in their hands trying to get in to kill Ike.

As Ike ran, he asked, "Why do you hate me!" asked Ike.

"You're too cheap!" shouted Link. Everyone nodded thier heads in agreement.

"People write about me all the time! That means they love me!" said Ike.

"Not quite. All of the stories are about you being gay!" shouted Mario. Ike stormed off with extreme sadness and rage. Quickly the teens captured him, brought him outside, tied him to a pole with a bomb beside him. Pit had left, leaving only Mario and Link there.

"I got an idea! We can try to catch Bowser doing something evil!" said Link.

"Great idea! I'll get my camera!" shouted Mario.

"I'll get my MP3!" said Link as they both left to their rooms.

Later that day, Mario and Link looked through behind a bush, and Link was holding a camera and was also listening to some songs on his MP3. They looked through the garden as Bowser just stood there. Very still... day passed and it was night. Link had already left.

Bowser eventually blinked.

"He blinked! I knew he is evil!" shouted Mario, jumping up and down. Bowser immedietly noticed this.

"Hey Mario. You know, I've been meaning to give this for a long time. I'm sure you will remember this for the rest of your life" said Bowser as he pulled something from his shell. Mario prepared for imenent death.

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