A.N.:Ok soooo like I said this is a Hannah Montana parody. I'm not a big fan....but I used to watch the show so I know enough about it.
HANNAH MONTANA-"fan" script!
*Southern sounding guitar pop music begins to play, as Hannah Montana flashes across the screen on a stage. We see a girl with blonde hair in a sparkly outfit step out of a limo*
Hannah: Come own!!
You get the limo out front
ooh oooooh
hott styles every shoe every color
when your famous it can be kinda fun......blah, blah, blah blah....
We watch the cast each make their entrance on the theme song, woooo good times.
Cut to Hannah/Miley's Beach house.
Miley(we know this now because her hair is magically brown): Daaaaddyyy! What'd you do to the TV!?
Billy Ray:*walks in*Yes, darlin'? I was just finishin up your next Hannah song.
Miley: Oh thank god. God forbid I ever gotta write one of them songs myself!
Billy Ray: Daddy's got you covered. *winks*
Miley: Thaaaanks. You're the MAN! (major laughter in backround)
Billy Ray: That's what they tell me. (Laughter)
Soon, we see a boy walking down the stairs with a retarded grin on his face and flipped out dirty blonde hair.
(Jackson: Hey y'all I'm Miley's OLDER brother Jackson, even thought I look and act younger. Everything I say is basically fucking hilarious. Oh, and I like to make my belly button talk, which Disney seems to enjoy very much.)
Jackson:*entering room with ice cream smeared on his face*. Okay. Who put the ice cream in the shampo bottle? (Major laughter)
Miley:Uh....Jackson that was you.
Jackson: Say whatt?
Miley: Um, hello Mr. 'Gee wouldn't it be awesome to take a shower in Vanilla Fudge Swirl?'
Jackson: Oh yeah....then why'd I put mint chocolate chip in it? *licks off his lips* Aw, well, gotta go pluck my ear hairs.
(AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA is heard in the backround since that was SO fucking funny)
Miley makes a disturbed scrunched up face.
Billy Ray: I swear somethin' happened to that boy when he was younger...what in the name of jumpin' kangaroos did he hit his sorry head on? (Laughter)
Miley: I donno but it must have been pretty hard.
Suddenly, a blonde girl skateboards right into Miley's house and stops at her kitchen table.
(Lily: Hey I'm Lily, Miley's best friend!!! I usually make obvious jokes and sound like a dumb blonde which people think is hilarious, and I'm also famous as Hannah Montana's best friend because I wear a purple wig! Yay!!!)
Lily: I am SOOOOOOO excited Miley you have NO idea!!
Billy Ray:*coughs* Uh, Lily, what did we discuss last time you skateboarded into the kitchen?
Lily: Um...say hi to Mr. Miley's Dad first? *smiles* (Laughter)
Billy Ray: *Shakes head looking annoyed*......no.
Miley mouths 'wipe your feet' slowly. Lily looks confused.
Lily: Beat my meat? (Laughter)
Miley smacks herself on the head.
Lily: OHHHHHHHH!!! *runs back to door, wipes her feet then skateboards back in*
Lily: I am SOOOOOOO excited Miley you have NO idea!! (laughter once again)
Miley:*smiles sarcastically*why's that?
Lily: Hello? The Hannah Montana live concert at the Teen Club Friday!?
Miley: Say whaaaat? (Laughter)
Billy Ray: Aw, she's just kiddin' Lily, Miley remembers her big show Friday. Right, bud?*puts a hand on Miley's shoulder*
Miley: Of coarrseeeee..............I....do. *smiles nervously*
Cut to Miley, Lily, and Oliver walking along the beach.
Miley: WHAT am I gonna do!? I can't perfom at the Teen Club Friday, almost EVERYONE from school goes there every weekend!
Lily: So? What's so bad about performing for all our friends?
Miley: Hm, I don't know maybe the fact that I'm actually HANNAH MONTANA and everyone will find out if they see me there!?
Lily: Oh yeah. Well, heh come on not everyone...just uh....like 80 percent of the school!(laughter)
Miley: Nice job trying to make things clear, Ms. Obvious Much!??(laughter....)
*Soon the boy with brown hair winged out a little like Jackson's only worse speaks up*
(Oliver: Helloooo ladies, I'm Oliver, or Smokin' Oakin', or the Olley Trolley, or whatever corny ass nickname I call myself which is so witty and hilarious in every way possible. I'm Miley and Lily's guy friend, so the show equals out and isn't too sexist. I add even MORE comic relief to the show. Can you believe it? It gets even FUNNIER!!)
Oliver: Well, you can't back out now Miley, I'm already all set for a night of fun, partyin, and ladiessssssss. Yep, Oliver plays by his own rules now.
Miley: So, you can still go if I don't show up.
Oliver: Uh, well no because my moms only letting me go cuz it's Hannah Montana and I'm usually grounded but since I used to be madly in love with Hannah she's letting me go so please do the show please please pleaseeeeeee!!! (lauhgter forever)
Miley:*rolls her eyes* your more pathetic than a dumbfounded dingleberry dog with a peg leg.
Lily: That was a good one Miley. I thought you lost your big book of Hilarious Southern Exclamations and Disses?
Miley: Nah, Jackson just had it under his....bed.....if you can call it that.
Jackson: Just because half my room is under it and I use it as a hamper doesn't mean it ain't a bed!!!! *yells from snack stand thingy he works at* (oh, and more laughter)
Miley: Well anywayyy, what am I gonna do!? I can't have my dad cancel it, I mean he wrote me two new songs just for Friday!
Lily: Okay, Miley, calm down. I doubt anyone would even recognize you. I mean when you put that blonde wig on it's IMPOSSIBLE to tell it's you. Even thought you have the same face, annoying accent, and same everything else. They'll be totally fooled, trust me!
Oliver: She's right. Plus who cares, Well all have our fun. And I can't break my promise to all the women who want a ride on the Ollie Express, can I? Toot toooot!! *pulls hand up and down and walks off*.
Disney channel loving girls swoon over Mitchell Musso being such a hottie even though he looks like almost every annoying polo shirt wearing teenage boy in the average high school.
Lily: Well figure something out....we just need a plan......hmmmmmm.......*starts thinking really hard and Miley joins in as well*
Miley: I got nothin.'
Lily: Me either.
(Some more major laughter and we cut to commercials)
Sooooo what did you think? Should I keep going? Ricco will come in soon if I do because that kid drives me insane(in a negative way of coarse). Only nice reviews please! But feedbacks perfectly fine too.