I remember when I had MY wisdom teeth removed, and I thought why not give Ron the experience? I remember the soft food diet I was stuck on. Imagine what Ron would go through not being allowed to have Bueno Nacho.

Kim, Ron, and their daughters were at the dentist and Ron was in a bad mood. "Is there a problem?" asked Kim. "Huh? Oh nothing, it's just my jaws, they're really bugging." he replied rubbing the back of his jaws.

"Want me to have the dentist x-ray your jaws?" she asked.

"No, no, I'll be fine." he said in denial. Linda looked at her dad, "We're all doing our semi-annual dentist visit and in a couple of years, Dawn will meet her first dentist." Linda said tickling her baby sister. The nurse came into the waiting room, "Ron Stoppable?" Ron gulped and stood up and went to the back.

Ron saw himself sitting in the chair and saw this big lamp above him, he saw the tools of the trade that can poke his gums. Then the dentist came in. "Ok, Ronald, I heard your wife tell me you've been having discomfort in your jaws, is that correct?"

"Kim told you? Aww! Well, sometimes I have a hankering for chewing gum."

"Have you ever had oral surgery in the past?"

"No, why?"

"You may have wisdom teeth that are bulging."

"Uh, I'm not that wise if that's why I have those."

The dentist chuckled, "No, a wisdom tooth is the 3rd molar of each quadrant of your dentition. They can be painful over time, we need to get some x-rays and have a referral sent to Dr. Carlos, the oral sergeant."

"Whoa! Wait! Surgery? Me!? NO WAY!" Ron started to wig out.

"Just calm down, It's normal to be scared, but Dr. Carlos is good at his job, he's done it for 15 years, no patient has suffered in his care."

"Yeah, well, I might be the first one."

"Bite down on this so that I can take the x-rays." Ron clamped down on an uncomfortable piece so the dentist can get a clear shot of the back of the teeth.

Ron came out of the back to meet his daughters only to find Kim with Dawn. "Where's Linda?"

"With the pediatric dentist on the other side, she went in after you were called." said Kim.

"Those little x-rays thingies hurt my gums badly."

"I know, I've been there, it's not fun." agreed Kim. Then Linda came out, "Look, I got a free toothbrush. What am I, five?" Linda asked sarcastically as she looked at her new toothbrush.

The next morning, they were having breakfast and Ron was bummed out holding a peace of paper. "What cha got there?" asked Kim. Ron handed the paper over to her and she read it.

"He faxed my dental records, I have to see Dr. Carlos next week to have oral surgery."

"Wisdom teeth? I remember when Linda was just a toddler, I was at home for a week, but I got to have all the ice cream I wanted, which also meant laying off the tough foods like chimurittos and nacos."

"What? I mean, I saw you eating apple putting and scrambled eggs,"

"Yes, you can eat those."

"What about gelatin?"

"Yes, that's pretty yummy."

"Mashed potatoes and gravy?"

"Ok, yes, point being is that you need to stay away from hard foods including Bueno Nacho for a week after the surgery."

"Aww! But I love Bueno Nacho." Ron whined. Linda was heading out the door when she was surprised by a taller Benjamin greeting her. "Benji! Did you get a growth spurt?"

"I know, right? I gained 2 inches last night, one of the joys of puberty." bragged Benjamin. Ron went up to Benjamin, put his hands on his shoulders, and was 4 inches from his face, "Dude, enjoy your young life while you're still young, cuz one day in your future, you'll have your wisdom teeth removed and you'll have to sacrifice your favorite foods for a week." Ben was weirded out, "Uh, yup, I'll worry about that after I go through my pubescent stages." Ben pushed Ron's hands off and left for school followed by Linda.

At Bueno Nacho, Ron was eating his nacos slowly. "Can you eat any slower?" Kim asked sarcastically.

"I want to savor every bite before my 3rd molars leave my mouth." explained Ron.

"How about this, the night before I take you to have your surgery, we can have Bueno Nacho, deal?" suggested Kim.

"Ok, deal." agreed Ron.

The school day was over and Ben and Caesar were having a conversation. "How old were you when you got your first facial hair?" asked Ben.

"I think I was 15, pretty soon, you may grow some side burns." said Caesar. Ben started to rub the fronts of his ears trying to feel some hair. Caesar had a small mustache that was barely visible. Suddenly, he got yanked aside and shoved against a tree. It was MJ who was angry, "When I asked you to take care of my Porsche for the week, it didn't mean you can let the others eat SLOPPY JUNK FOOD IN IT!" MJ yelled angrily in Caesar's face. Caesar tried to calm his brother down, "So, how was Africa?" MJ wasn't taking it, "Do NOT try to change the subject, C, you knew I wouldn't allow George, Duncan, or Darwin into my car with ice cream or anything involving condiments!"

"Ok, so, Mom asked me to pick up our brothers and Darwin wanted ice cream, and things got a little out of hand."

"A LITTLE!?" MJ pulled Caesar by the ear and dragged him home to show the mess. "Ketchup and mustard in the back seat, chocolate on the back of my driver's seat, and crumbs on the passenger seat, what do you call THAT!? Is that a dent? Did you dent my car!?" MJ asked with anger.

"Aww, c'mon, bro, you know how boys are, we eat a lot of food. And whatever you do, do NOT open the glove compartment." Caesar tried to walk off but MJ wasn't done with him, "I need to take my car in for cleaning, and you're not getting away with this, I expect full compensation and coverage of the cleaning bill!"

"Does this mean I have to get a job?" asked Caesar in a tone.

"Precisely." replied MJ.

Those days went by and the last night before the surgery was up. Ron was at the counter ready to order, "We'll have 4 nacos and 3 chimurittos grande sized." Then he suddenly realized Caesar was at the counter wearing the uniform. "Gah! MJ's brother!?" Ron exclaimed.

"I'm Caesar, thanks for noticing the resemblance." he said sarcastically. "You're lucky that it's Naco Night, that'll be $5."

Ron got his food and met up with the girls, "I can't believe Ned would hire someone like Caesar, I mean he hired a monkey clone!"

"Ron, MJ and his brothers have rights like everyone else, you don't have to judge."

"Oh, yeah? Remember Monkey Fist? He was bad road, you doubted me, I was right?" Ron tried to remind Kim.

"YOU need you remember that you have surgery tomorrow, don't ruin this night, ok?"

Ron remembered that, "You're right, I gotta enjoy this night before it ends." He started to chow down on his last meal before his surgery, enjoying every bite while it lasted.