Pasta to the Moon

Chapter 1: More Pasta Please

A/N: I don't own Hetalia or the characters, although I do own the OCs "The Moon" and "Romania." Romania is an OC created just before the author came out with the actual character design, but I've kept this character as my own version in this story.

England's POV

"Hey, Romania, you don't mind if I… borrow your house for a minute?"

"Why my house? Go borrow America's."

"I heard your house has a vampire problem though. I thought I'd help you out a bit." I ignored Romania's protesting as I pushed past her. "I'm just helping you out."

"Hey! I didn't say you could go in there!"

I closed the door, locking Romania out of her own house. I needed peace and quiet if I was going to perform my curse. Her place was pretty close to Russia's house, the perfect distance for my newest spell to take effect.

I walked around, trying to feel out the perfect place.

Hmm. There's not a whole lot of light in here… It's actually pretty convenient. My magic tends to work best in dark places anyways.

Finally I stopped, my senses telling me that the room I had just walked into was full of dark magic. Looking around I realized that I was probably in Romania's room.

This place is filled with the same feeling Russia gives me.

I began to cast my spell, chanting.

Romania's POV

I was pissed. How dare England lock me out of my own house? Good thing sunlight doesn't actually hurt me, or I'd be dead by now.

To heck with this, I'm a vampire! I can get into my own house if I want to! But… I don't think I want England to know about me being a vampire….

I glared at my front door, trying to figure out how to get in without using my vampire powers. It was then that I noticed a small, green rabbit, flying near one of my windows, also trying to get in.

Isn't that…? That's England's pet, isn't it?

I decided that I didn't need in my house to get revenge on England. I moved towards the mint bunny, ready to grab it.

England's POV

At last my spell was complete.

"Finally! Russia has been cursed!" I laughed, walking out of Romania's house. "Here you go, Romania. You can have your house back now. Thanks. Oh, and any problems you have with… creepy people… should have been taken care of."

"Yeah. Thanks," she said, sounding just as enthusiastic as she usually did when I talked to her.

Romania's POV

I held the mint bunny behind my back as I backed into my house.

"Oh, and I'd try to avoid your closet. I'm not really sure what happened, but I think part of the spell backfired."

I practically growled at him as I slammed the door in his face, hoping it might even hit him. I locked it and then let the mint bunny go. It wouldn't be able to get out on its own.

I walked around, trying to figure out if England had messed with any of my things. After a while, I realized that all he had done was mess my closet up. I could no longer see my clothes since a dark hole now filled the space. It looked like a portal to me. Luckily enough for England, I'd only been storing old clothes that no longer fit in there, and nothing important.

As the day began to fade, I decided that I might as well see what this portal was for. I walked into it, knowing I'd be fine. I was a vampire afterall, well, at least I was a fledgling vampire. I hadn't quite gained all of my powers, but I was getting there.

I was shocked when I found myself practically floating as I came out the other side of the portal.

"Wha?"

"You there! What do you think you're doing in my yard?" someone shouted from nearby.

I looked over at the speaker as I tried to regain my footing. It turned out that the speaker was a girl that I hadn't seen before. Her short hair and scarf reminding me almost of Russia, but her accent and glasses reminded me of America.

"How did you get here? I don't see a rocket anywhere."

"Why would I need a rocket?"

"Why wouldn't you need a rocket?"

I looked around, realizing that it was suddenly dark out, and that the earth was full tonight. Wait, the Earth was above me?

"Am I on the moon?"

The girl looked at me strangely, "How did you manage to get here without meaning to?"

"It must have been England's portal…" I looked back and found that there was no return portal. "Would you happen to know how to get back?"

"I'm still not even sure how you got here. I'm the Moon by the way, but you can call me Luna."

"I-I'm Romania. How am I breathing?"

"I wouldn't let you suffocate while you're visiting. I've seen your country before, it's sort of small, but it looks nice."

"Small?"

"Don't worry, it's not a big deal. Come in," Luna said, gesturing towards her house.

We walked together, talking.

"Mind telling me why your eyes glow red, Romania?" she asked just as we reached her house.

I jumped, startled that she'd be saying such a thing. My eyes were only red when I was transformed into my vampire form, which only happened at night.

"Don't worry, you can tell me. The moon is a great place to leave a secret."

It would be nice to talk about being a vampire with someone, but I had just met this girl… I decided it couldn't hurt. Nobody else was here.

"Well, I'm –"

"A vampire, right?"

"How'd you know?" I said, shocked.

"It's a little bit obvious. I just wanted to make sure," she said, laughing at me.

"Luna, you should see what Italia is up to!" a male's voice came from inside. I jumped, I hadn't thought anyone else would be here.

"Oh, Romania," Luna said, "I'd like you to meet Holy Roman. He's been staying with me since I picked him up a few hundred years back."

Holy Roman stood up from where he'd been sitting on a couch, gazing out of a window with a telescope. He came over and kissed my hand.

"It's nice to meet you, Romania. It's been quite some time since I've talked to anyone other than Ms. Luna."

"Wow, your life must be pretty boring, huh?"

"I suppose, but I wouldn't even be alive right now if Ms. Luna hadn't saved me. If nothing else I get to watch what's going on down on Earth from here."

"What's so interesting down on Earth?" I asked.

Luna laughed, "He likes to watch his old friends, but mainly he just watches out for the young Italy."

"You mean North Italy?" I asked.

Holy Roman nodded, blushing. "We used to be very close so I like to make sure that he's doing alright."

It suddenly clicked. I knew this man. "Wait! You're the one that Italy is always drawing! I always thought that was Germany when he was young!"

Holy Roman looked almost angry, "That stupid jerk treats Italy so poorly. Why would Italy even hang out with him?"

Luna stepped in, shooing Holy Roman off. "Go clean the kitchen and make dinner for our guest."

I smirked as Holy Roman walked off, grumbling. "If you're so interested in Italy, then you should do like I do and actually talk to him, or hang out with him."

Holy Roman didn't reply, but Luna turned towards me. "He cannot return to the Earth. He will die the next time he steps foot upon the soil. It was cruel of you to taunt him so."

I looked down, "Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't know."

Luna patted my head. "I know you didn't, and Holy Roman realizes as well. For now, how about you go get cleaned up. The guest rooms are around that corner, there."

I thanked her and headed towards the rooms. As I opened a closet to find a set of dinning clothes I found myself staring into another black hole. I looked towards the door for a moment before decided that I might as well leave now. I'd thank Luna some other time for her hospitality, and apologize for not staying for dinner. As for Holy Roman I figured I should leave before I said anything else.

I stepped through the portal, finding myself back into my own room.

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