From:Russia
To: America
Hello, America, I am Eating at MacDonalds D=
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To: Russia
It's Delishious right? Like the mostest yummy thing you ever tasted?
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To: America
No :D Vodka is the best in da world.
Be one with Russia... Da?
From: America
To:Russia
And i'm not saying vodka is bad... In fact I think it goes great with
Mickey D's!
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
What is this mickey d's you speak of?
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
Its a nick name for McDonalds. You should call it Mickey D's All the
cool countries do it.
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To: America
Never
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
Well all the cool countires except you.
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
I know :D
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
Whatever, Anything else new in the life of Russia?
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
I got my hair cut.
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
Cool. Tomorrow I will too.^^
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
Ha HA Hahaha I beat you russia wins!
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
But,Who won the Cold War?
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
Russia. U made treaty for us so me won!
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
Yeah, I made the treaty I was the bigger person and I won!
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
No. You made treaty and so I won. You not big me, me big you small...
I have Canada bear!
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
NO! MY KID BROTHER WHATSHISNAME! DONT HURT HIM!
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
Say I won and I'll spare his life.
Be one with Russia ... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
Oh well, I didn't really like him that much anyway.
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
I'll drop a Hamburger ^-^
Be one with Russia ... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
OKAY! OKAY! YOU WON! MOTHER RUSSIA WON!
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
Yay.
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
How did Canada get over there anyway?
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
I don't know really.
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
Well, tell him to come home. Mom doesn't even know he's out.
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
Never, your mother will yell at you. Hehehe
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
Nah she'll yell at him for being out without her permission.
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
Your mom will yell at you too because you didn't be the hero.
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
I am ALWAYS the hero! Tell him to come home right now or I'll
do somthing bad to Cuba and tell everyone He's me!
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
He said Cuba beats him up all the time, Thinking Canada is you.
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
Yeah and he'll do it AGAIN if he doesn't get his sorry butt home.
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
He said he don't care.
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
YOU BETTAR CARE YOU LITTLE SHIT! What are you doing to him, Russia? ...Are
you RAPING him!
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia
To:America
He Hanging out with Prussia ... Wait I do not rape people, France rapes
people, what wrong with Canada hanging out with me?
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Russia
Nice try playing the Innocent act but Prussia is here with me, i'm watching him
paint his bird's nails!
I'm The Hero!
From:Russia/Prussia
To:America
No, that must be Iceland, Prussia here with me, see?
Yo! America! How you doing? Your lil bro hangin wit me cuz I'm AWESOME!
hehe and Hey, I dont Paint Gilbirds Nails, I paint his wings and His beak!
Be one with Russia.. Da?
From:America
To:Prussia/Russia
YO PRUSSIA! WHAT YOU DOIN OVER THERE WHEN YOU KNOW THE PARTY'S OVA HERE!
I'm The Hero!
From: Prussia (via Russia's cell)
To:America
We're at the party! Canada just followed me as I was followin Russia...
Don't ask why I wasd followin him, Wait, you kno what?
I was following him cuz he had som russian sacks I wanted!... Ha Ha!
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To:Prussia (via Russia's cell)
Russian SACKS? Please, PLEASE for the love of all that is holy tell me you meant Snacks!
I'm The Hero!
From:Prussia (via Russia's cell)
To:America
Snacks, my bad, and I can't tex you no more, Russia wants his phone... which is totally unawesome... back.
Be one with Russia... Da?
From:America
To: Russia/Prussia
Alright then... I'll talk to you when I get to that party! Bye!
I'm The Hero!
Hello all! Firstly I would like to thank you for reading and then I would like to tell you guys that this is a 100 percent true story! I RP America and I have a Very Good Buddy Who RPs Russia. one day we just started texting eachother and I thought it would make good FanFic so I put it up here! I hope you guys Like! oh and remeber that I dont own hetalia... If I did then Prussia would be my Sex Slave And America would be my husband! but you know Al's totally cool with me and Gil he even gets in on it sometimes! O-O YES!
**PLEASE STAND BY WHILE THE AUTHOR CLEANS UP THE PROJECTILE NOSEBLEED SHE JUST GAVE HERSELF**
I also Have A Seychelles RPer and we talk too! so be expecting more of these! thank you! Stay Prussian!