*I do not own any of Stephenie Meyer's Characters. It was my idea though..! Please enjoy!*
The Lunch Room
Alice: Edward I dare you to eat that apple.
Rosalie: NO!
Emmett: What? What, what's wrong?*Forehead crinkles in worry*
Rosalie: *Holds apple tightly but not enough to crush it* Every apple represents the Garden of Eden. We are forbidden to eat it.
(Everyone stares)
Rosalie: What? I'm studying to be as human as possible.
Alice: Okay…
Jasper: *Kisses Alice's neck*
Alice: *Giggles* What was that for?
Jasper: For being the most beautiful woman I ever laid my eyes on.
Emmett: *Raises eyebrows at Rosalie*
Rosalie: *Slaps him clear across the face* What the F***! You know I'm mad at you! Nothing you ever do will get me to not be mad at you.
Emmett: Damn. Feisty Woman.
Edward: What did he do?
Rosalie: Certain things…
Edward: *Reads Rosalie's mind* Holy…..!
Rosalie: I KNOW RIGHT?!
Emmett: No need to rub it in. I was only playing around.
Rosalie: Yeah. Sure. Okay. Uh huh. *looks at nails*
Emmett: Come on, you know you love me. *Begins tickling Rosalie* Say it, say you love me!
Rosalie: No! *Emmett continues tickling her* Fine! Fine, I love you!
(Bella walks in)
Edward: Who is that foxy lady?
Jasper: What?!
Alice: You need to stop watching "Soul Train".
(Bella walks by and glances at Edward)
Edward: *Breathless, Suddenly Shouts* WHOA!!!
Rosalie: What? What's wrong?* Body starts shaking*
Emmett: So you care for him but not me, huh?
Rosalie: That's because you're so big and muscular there really is no reason to worry about you.
Emmett: *Pouts and turns away*
Edward: Need to get out. Need, to, get out! *not breathing*
Alice: Need to get out of what? Those pants? I told you they were too tight! I said you should buy bigger ones but do you listen to me? Nooooooooooooooooo.
Edward: Alice is not the time for your fashion statements. This is a serious matter and DAMNIT! NEED TO GET OUT!* runs out of lunch room*
Rosalie: What's wrong with him?
Jasper: *Frowns* I don't know but judging by his mood, it's a serious matter. Come on, let's go check him out.
(Everyone exits lunchroom)