Joy to the X-Files!
Skulz
Parody to Joy to the World by Three Dog Night

Mulder was in the bureau
Was a partner of mine.
He was always talking about UFOs
So the truth I helped him find.
Yeah, the truth I helped him find!

And it goes:
Joy to the police,
To all conspiracies.
Joy to the aliens in the sky,
Joy to the FBI!

Well if Krycek were the president,
I'll tell you what he'd achieve:
He'd brainwash all the civilians
And make sure they wouldn't believe.
Yeah, make sure they wouldn't believe!

And it goes:
Joy to the police
To all conspiracies.
Joy to the aliens in the sky
Joy to the FBI!

Skinner kisses babies,
And likes to make cinnamon buns.
But he just does that for publicity
So he can be number one.
Yeah, so he can be number one!

Scully wanted Mulder,
Wanted him real bad.
She wanted that guy so damn much
That slowly she went mad.
Slowly, Scully went mad.

And it goes:
Joy to the police
To all conspiracies.
Joy to the aliens in the sky
Joy to the FBI!

There goes John J. Doggett,
Who's son apparently died.
He soon joined the X-Files,
With Scully by his side.
Yeah, Scully by his side!

And it goes:
Joy to the police
To all conspiracies.
Joy to the aliens in the sky
Joy to the FBI!

Up comes agent Reyes,
Wearing that evil grin.
Everyone knows she's a bitch,
But the part she did win.

And it goes:
Joy to the police
To all conspiracies.
Joy to the aliens in the sky
Joy to the FBI!
Yeah! Yeah!
Joy to the police,
To all conspiracies.
Joy to the aliens in the sky
Joy to the FBI!