Domination Falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'll be briefly breaking my Hiatus and having a Halloween contest. I'll be posting Halloween themed stories, horror themed, or one's that end with a cliff-hanger! The story that gets the most reviews, will be the one I update on Halloween!(and maybe a few other surprises. heh. heh.)

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If anyone had been traveling through the omega quadrant right next to the Celestial 4 star cluster..they'd have seen an interesting sight...

"Come on! Stupid friendship orange, dumb peel- A strange(but beautiful) alien woman traveling in a space bubble, who was currently trying(and failing miserably) to peel an orange.

"Bunch of dorks!" She screamed to seemingly no one in particular. It might surprise people watching this...but not too long ago; this woman used to be a seemingly unstoppable galactic overlord...emphasis on 'used to'...

The woman wiped off the orange splatter from her face in aggravated frustration. "They'll get what's coming to them...

"Maybe, Maybe not...care to wager on it?" Whispered a a dark voice maliciously in her ear.

Dominator whirls around just in time to be enveloped in darkness...her screams could be heard for light years...

…...Later, in another part of the universe...

Dipper and Mabel Pines were ecstatic! It had been a bit of a depressing day after the whole fiasco with the gnomes. But their Grunkle Stan had unexpectedly turned things around by giving them cool free stuff! Dipper a new hat and Mabel a Grappling gun!

But Dipper was especially excited! He hadn't wanted to admit it. But deep down he'd wondered if the journal had truly been for real...but now he knew it was! It was real! This town did have mysteries!

And contrary to what it said...He COULD trust someone. With Mabel by his side, their was nothing this town could throw at them that they couldn't handle!

BOOM!

All the residents of the Shack were thrown backwards as the front door exploded. They groaned as they looked up...and beheld a terrifying sight!

Standing in the gaping, flaming hole that used to be the doorway...stood a giant bulking behemoth of man. Clad in terrifying, bulking armor!

PINES FAMILY! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR END! Screamed the being with a synthesized bloodcurdling voice.

The Pines family cried out in terror as the being pointed it's arms and blasted them...with snow flurries?

"Wait, what?" Asked a confused Dipper.

It was then that the being started laughing! Suddenly his armor started to shrink! Revealing...a cute green alien girl!?

"Again, 'Wait, what!?'" Stated a now even more confused Dipper.

"Oh, man! You were all, like, what, who is this guy? Then I was like- She swipes her hand over her face to switch her expression from goofy to intense- "Serious. And the lava was- She fired lava into the air to emphasis her point. "And you were all- She makes lava form on her fingers, showing the pines family terrified expressions- "Ah, no way! Ha! You guys are bigger dorks than I thought you'd be!"

"Eh... I don't even know how to respond to this." Stated Grunkle Stan flummoxed. And the equally perplexed twins could only nod in agreement.

The woman chuckled. "Well, allow me to make it easier for you then." She points to herself. "Name's Lord Dominator." She then points to them. "You Bozo's are now my slaves." She widely gestures to the rest of the house. "And this is now my home sweet ho- It's only then that she gets a good look at the Shack. -You call this a house? I've seen classier porta toilets!"

Hearing his beloved Shack mocked finally gave Stan the courage to take charge. "Now wait just a minute!" Shouts Stan indignant as he gets up and walks right up to dominator's and puts a finger right to her face.

"Listen missy! I don't know who you think you are- But if you think you can just waltz in here and push my family around-

Dominator was barely listening, she was busy lightly poking Stans finger. Causing him to completely freeze over.

"Any other objections?" Asked Dominator with a smirk. Dipper knew it was best to keep silent. Mabel on the other hand-

"Hey! You can't do that! Why are you- Dominator snaps her fingers, setting Mabel on fire.

GAH! MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE! MY SWEATER IS ON FIRE! MY UNDERWARE IS ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!

While Dipper hastily tried to spray his panicky Sister with a fire extinguisher, Dominator made herself at home on a recliner. Hmmm...a few more ficus's...a coat of paint here and there...some severed heads on pikes to brighten the room...Yeah I think I can make this work. She thought smugly as she stretched out and prepared for a well deserved nap...

I'M IN EXCRUCIATING AGONY! SOMEONE KILL ME!

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TO BE CONTINUED?

This was a collaboration between me and Dr-Indigo

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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