hmm... sorry if it sux. wrote it outa bordom.
Hello everyone. This is Near. I noticed I have a lot of fan mail that just sits around and i never read it. Yes. I do get Fan Mail. Stop laughing Mello. And I have decided to read them aloud. Ahem...
Dear Near,
Do you rape your toys?
From, Random Fan Girl (lol)
... No... I do however have rather interesting dreams about Mello playing with my toys. And I wake up with my pajamas all wet... What? Matt, why does Mello look weirded out?
Anyways... on to the next one.
Dear Near,
Why is it that you rarely smile, and when you do, it scares me. A LOT.
From, Cookie Monster
Smiling hurts my face... sooo I would rather not go through that pain.
Dear Near,
OH MI KIRA! I FUCKING LOVE YOU. I WANNA TIE YOU UP AND KEEP YOU IN MY BASEMENT! THEN I WANNA RAPE YOU AND HAVE YOUR BABIES! AAAHHHHHH! YOU ARE, LIKE, THE SHIT!
LOVE FOREVER AND EVER, I-Eat-Yaoi
OKAAAY...I'm sorry for turning you into a rabid fan girl... but why did you say "oh mi kira" ? if you really love me, stop worshiping kira, damn crazy kira follower. And why am I being compared to shit?
Dear near,
Why are you such a faggot?
-Mello
Real mature mello.
sooo... what did you think? go ahead and tell me if it really sucks