This is my first fic. Please Review!

There may be many mistakes because I don't have spell check.

By the way if there are misspelled words when Earl is talking they are suppose to be like that... I was trying to make it as though he sounded southern...

There are no pairings yet unless you want couples in here and I'll try to figure out how they will get together. Anything but Yuri. srry just not a fan of yuri.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Rating: M for language, drinking, drug use, (for later chapters) attempt rape, sexual situations.

Summery: It all started when Mokuba couldn't find the milk. Kaiba ends up in Texas with a crazy gay truck driver, And why is everyone in the in city in the Kaiba Dome? To watch Kaiba suffer on the big screen of course. Who planned all this you might think it's Mokuba, but he's just following orders. Possible Yaoi. NO LEMON!

chapter 1

It's Early in the morning (around 6:30 to be exact) and the Kaiba brothers are eating breakfast until Mokuba looked in the fridge and couldn't find the milk.

"Damn" Mokuba searched in the fridge. "What now" Kaiba was obviously annoyed. "Seto Were out of milk. Take me to the store please" Mokuba whined.

But how I just bought some yesterday?" Kaiba looked his brother. "Never mind how there isn't any milk I just NEEEEED MILK Seto. Please just take me to the store and get some more" Mokuba cried out.

"Fine lets take my my Super Awesome Blue Eyes White Dragon Aircraft thingy and lets go" Kaiba said as he grabbed his keys and headed out the door.

When they got to the store there were some minor difficulties "Shit I can't find a damn parking space" Kaiba growled

"Well you can just drop me off here and-"

"No I will find a parking space no matter- Ah here's a spot" Kaiba landed the jet. "Yeah but the only problem is that we live closer to the store than where we parked" Mokuba gave his most intense glare towards his brother only to look like a sad puppy.

"Shut up Mokuba. Just go and, oh here's the jet pack" Kaiba strapped Mokuba to the jet pack and gave him a list.

"But big brother I-" Before Mokuba could finish Kaiba threw him up in the air like a volleyball. "DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM IIIIITTTTT" and that was the last thing Kaiba heard. So he grabbed his favorite porn magazine and began to flip through it.

Meanwhile at the store Mokuba crashed into everything in sight. He tried to avoid everyone but that didn't work out to well.

By the time he left the place looked like it got hit by a hurricane. Mokuba got back to the aircraft about 6 1/2 hours later after he took a couple detours.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Mokuba crashed into the wind shield and slid to the ground. "Here Seto I saved the milk" Mokuba said waving the milk around.

"Damnit Mokuba I don't care about the milk. Is the jet pack alright" Kaiba yelled. "What I got the milk, and all you can think about is that jet pack even though we have 20 more at home" Mokuba was now fuming.

"Well yes, but you forgot the cereal you dumb-ass" Kaiba took the milk in disgust. "What you didn't say anything about cereal, Seto don't walk away from me when I'm talking" Mokuba grabbed his brother's arm.

Seto grinned evilly then said "I didn't have to I wrote everything down in that list I gave you." Then Kaiba walked towards his scared to death little brother.

"Oh no. Don't you think about-"Bit it was to late, Kaiba strapped another jet pack and threw Mokuba in the sky.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" Mokuba flew farther and farther away. Mokuba came back to the aircraft around 6 hours later at around 6:30 PM. looking exhausted.

Kaiba sat in the aircraft the entire time and was seriously pissed he missed breakfast, lunch and now dinner just to get a carton of milk and a box of cereal.

"So wheres the cereal?" Kaiba asked glaring at Mokuba. "Right here" Mokuba waved a box of 'Special K' cereal. The elder of the two looked at the box Kaiba didn't look to happy.

In Kaiba's mind...

Special K... Wait a minute isn't that a type of diet cereal. What happen to the Coco puffs I wanted. What the fuck possessed that brat to get me a Diet cereal of all things.

Am I getting fat or something... Well I did eat a lot during the holidays but I didn't gain that much weight. Did I?

Oh look a penny... Wait that's not important... But it's such a shiny penny and money shouldn't be wasted.

No, no the penny is not important. What's important right now is the fact that my brother thinks that I'm fat.

I Mean I still make people's heads turn when I walk past them. Or is it because they're looking at my enlarged ass.

Back in reality...

Kaiba snapped out of his train of thought and glared daggers into his brothers soul. If looks could kill Mokuba would be dead.

"That's not what I wanted. I wanted Coco Puffs. The crap that is in your arms is a DIET cereal" Kaiba glared at the box. "Well... I thought that's what you wanted since... since you've been watching what you eat lately and I thought you liked Special K Since..." Mokuba explained.

Kaiba stopped paying attention after Mokuba said "watching what you eat" and just glared at Mokuba. "So what" You think I'm fat or something" Kaiba was being irrational.

'No, no it's-" Mokuba was cut off.

"Or what? Do these pants make my ass look big, or am I getting a double chin" Kaiba whined in an almost gay voice.

Then that shiny penny ought Kaiba's eye again. He couldn't help himself he just had to pick it up. No money should go to waste. Then he looked back at Mokuba waiting for him to continue.

"No, no you have a nice body. In fact I think you're HOT!" Mokuba didn't think before he spoke. All Kaiba could do was stand there and stare at his brother. Kaiba's face was growing redder by the second.

It was then Mokuba realized what he said and his face turned bright red. "No, no Seto, I didn't mean it like that. I... I Mean I'm not insist. I just wasn't thinking earlier... It just slipped out. Hey come back Seto" Mokuba's face became an even darker shade of red.

Kaiba was running at full sprint to the air craft and locked his brother out. ""Um go get me Coco Puffs and if they don't have that then get me something else that isn't a diet cereal."

That's when Mokuba lost it. He was so sick of hearing his brother bitch and moan about every mistake Mokuba made.

So he took the broken jet pack and smashed the side window. "Oh don't worry big brother I'll give you your cereal" Mokuba dumped the box of cereal on Kaiba. "And let's not forget the milk" and proceeded to poor the milk on the elder brother.

"Mokuba looked in the back and saw a rope, And got an evil look in his eyes. Before Kaiba knew what was happening Mokuba tied him up in the back seat and flew the air craft.

"Let me go dammit or I'll make sure you suffer for all eternity By the might of Ra you shall pay for the torture you put me through" Kaiba struggled trying to get free. He could feel the milk running down his back.

"EEEEWWWW I can feel the milk running down my back. It feels so gross. AAAAAAAAAHHHHH man this is my favorite outfit to" Kaiba wined.

Mokuba just laughed at the thought of his brother being helpless and how much worse things are going to get. "Oh ha, ha I-I'll let he, he you go" Mokuba cracked up laughing as he opened the door.

Kaiba got thrown out and landed next to a highway. "Where am I?" Kaiba asked not realizing that he was untied. "In Texas" Mokuba turned the jet around and flew away laughing.

"Well first things first, Gotta get myself untied" Kaiba looked down. "Never mind. Next is..." Kaiba dug his hand in his pocked for that shiny penny. "Great I still have my lucky penny. No money would go to waste" Kaiba sighed in relief. He wouldn't know what to do if he lost his penny.

Then Kaiba looked to his right and saw a little trike with a pink basked and ribbons on the handlebars.

"This is meant for three year old" Kaiba got on the trike, even though he would have gone faster if just walk, but then again in this story he's an idiot.

After a while the trike collapsed and Kaiba fell on his ass. Kaiba then walked for a few hours until he was an 18 wheeler logging truck stop next to him.

Inside an overweight, redneck, hillbilly, GAY truck driver eyed Kaiba trying to be sexy. (What scary a thought). "Hey boy, need a riiiiidddeee" The man opened the passenger door.

"Uh-" Kaiba was dragged inside. There were beer cans everywhere. Kaiba had a feeling that he'd need it soon. Then Kaiba looked at the man 'never mind Judging the look he's giving me I don't think I'll get drunk... Creepy... I don't know where the beer has been anyway.' Kaiba thought.

"So where's you's comin from? Come here often?" the man said in a very, heavy southern accent while picking at his belly button.

"Fuck no, I don't come here often" Kaiba glared at the man next to him. "Damn Skippy it's nice to meet you's, I'm Earl" He extended his old, sweaty, greasy hand expecting that Kaiba was crazy enough to shake it.

"You fucking lard-ass, watch the road" Kaiba yelled. They almost drove into a ditch. "Well that's sure is a funny name" This time keeping an eye on the road.

"You asshole you should know my name. I'm known everywhere. It's Kaiba you know from Kaiba Corporation. I'm famous. How can you not know who I am?" Kaiba was annoyed be the fact that this low life didn't know who he was.

"OOOOOOOHHHHH" Earl took a bite out of his whopper. "So wheres you from?" He didn't know that Kaiba was a Japanese name. "Japan" Kaiba glared expecting Earl to cower in fear, just like all his business accordions did.

Then Kaiba looked at the hamburger and looked like he was gonna puke. Watching an old, fat, hillbilly, gay, truck driver stuff his face with the whopper Kaiba had to roll down the window for some fresh air.

The smell of the geese was getting to him. Also the fact that the sandwich must have been sitting in the truck for a few days.

"Well Howdy! Souse must me one of them Japanese folks. Ain't yous?" Earl was getting excited. "No duh" Kaiba looked a little worried.

"I sure like them Japanese folks. They good looking. Especially the guys in their nice tight clothes that shows off their muscles" Earl grinned at Kaiba. Then Kaiba looked down and he understood what Earl was talking about, and blushed.

He was wearing his black tight pants and his shirt. The only thing missing was his white trench coat. His clothes were naturally tight but the milk made his shirt cling to his skin even more.

"Oh my god you're gay" Kaiba tried to open the door to jump out bit it was locked. "What the fuck? The door is locked; let me out" Kaiba screamed.

"No can do. Deres goin 90 miles per hour on the freeway. Besides yous to cute to let goes. So do yous like games cutey?" Earl eyed Kaiba.

"My name is Kaiba, and you should know, that's if a lowlife like you has ever seen a TV before then you know that I play card games" Kaiba was getting pissed.

"Like strip poker or truth or dare?" Earl said while inching closer and Kaiba moving away. "No fucking way" Kaiba's eyes were the size of dinner plates.

Then things got a lot worse for Kaiba when Earl turned a sharp corner while getting close to Kaiba. So Kaiba flew on top of Earl and WHAM! Their lips collided. Kaiba scrambled over to the passenger seat.

"AAAAHHHHH that was disgusting. Hey get me a beer now" Kaiba didn't care if he was underage or if Earl slipped anything in the beer Kaiba just wanted to forget what Earl tasted like. So Earl Handed him a beer.

15 beers later, Kaiba is completely drunk. He could still remember what Earl tasted like and was still grossed out.

"Well feeling better?" Earl asked.

"Well... I still taste your lips, I remember the kiss, and I'm not drunk enough. So no I'm not okay. Now get me another beer" Kaiba began to hiccup, and slur a little.

Earl got an evil grin on his face. "Well I think you've had enough" Earl turned a sharp corner hoping that Kaiba would land on him again. Then stopped the truck But instead Kaiba flew into Earls fat rolls. Kaiba's head and feet were stocking out at both ends.

Kaiba felt something hard next to him so he turned his head and it looked a lot like a skeleton. Kaiba screamed like a little girl.

In Japan...

Mokuba and the rest of the gang were at the Kaiba dome with thousands of other people watching Kaiba being tortured. There were hidden cameras in the truck.

"Man Mokuba, what are you going to do when Kaiba gets back and try's to kill you?" Yami asked. He's was a little worried.

"Don't worry I got everything planned" Mokuba got an evil look on his face while Yami took a step back. "I wonder what big bro is gonna day when finds out that everything was all planned out?" Mokuba asked himself.

"Damn Mokuba what will you make Earl do next?" Honda asked. "I cant make him do much right now, but it's funny to see Seto stuck in Earls fat rolls so I'll keep him in there for a while. I'll watch and see what Earl does" Mokuba said.

"I hope Kaiba knows that skeleton is face" Anzu looked at the screen. "I think it's fake" Mokuba thought for a moment. "I know it's fake."

"Somehow I don't believe you" Anzu was skeptical.

Back to Kaiba...

After much struggle Kaiba finally got out of the fat rolls. Gasping for air and scrambling to the back of the truck Kaiba laid down in a fetal position. "find a happy place. Find a happy place" Kaiba repeated to himself.

"I know this is my happy place cutie pie" Earl winked at a very terrified Kaiba. Then he walked to Kaiba and put his arm around him. Kaiba shrieked.

Earl just laughed making his fat rolls giggle. "Hell no! Get the fuck away from me" The CEO punched Earl in the face. "Honey don't be like that" Earl wined.

"No I want out. Let me out of here" Kaiba yelled. "But I'm your only way home" He almost gave away Mokuba's plan. "NOOOOOO, no, no, no, no fucking way" Kaiba cried out.

"Wait a minute if I'm here then who's driving the truck?" Earl pondered. "No one"Kaiba yelled as they ran to the front of the truck only to find it already parked. "Oh yeah I parked the truck when you flew into me" Earl finally remembered.

"You dumb-ass" Kaiba muttered. Earl began to drive again.

Kaiba saw his chance to look for a way out. He crawled around quietly. "I got to get out of here or die trying" Kaiba muttered to himself.

First chapter done. You might want to kill me for making Kaiba into a dumb-ass. But he's one of my fav characters. But I just had to do this.

If this story is good there will be a sequel.

Next chapter will hopefully be posted soon if ppl read this