A/N: A Lollie Oneshot. I came up with this idea while watching Zoey 101
Disclaimer: I only own Christy
OLIVER'S POV
Okay, my mom forced me to baby-sit our neighbor's daughter who has an OBSESSIVE crush on me. Hard to believe, a bigger crush than the one I had on Hannah Montana before I found out she was Miley.
8 year old, Christy (AKA the girl I baby-sit) came up to me and said "Hi Ollie," I got mad, but hided it really well because Lilly only calls me that. "What Christy?"
"Can you play with me?"
"No"
"Why?" She asked in a whiny tone
"Because I feel sick," I lied
"Oo Oo I'll help!" She left
I hope she doesn't come back.
"I call Lilly. She's babysat before" I grabbed the phone and dialed Lilly's number
"Hello?" She answered with her mouth full, I could tell.
"Lil, Can you come over?"
"Why? Did you feed Christy your mom's meatloaf again?"
"No!" I protested, "I learned my lesson the first time," I added quietly as I heard her let out a small laugh. "Anyway, can you come over?"
"Fine, Lilly Alert in 2"
"Okay I know you live next door, but that's fast!"
"Minutes, Oliver! Min-utes"
"Oh"
"1"
"Got it!" I hung up and opened the door. Sure enough Lilly came in.
"Why'd you call me here?"
"Because! She's driving me insane! I told her I was sick."
"Why? You're not sick,"
"Because she wanted to play with me."
"So?"
"So, I don't want to play with her! She has that unusual obsessive crush on me,"
"Like you had on Hannah, only worse"
"Oliver!" Christy called (A/N: I almost typed Mitchel!)
I groaned. She came down in a doctor uniform. "Doctor Christy here. What happened?" I fought the urge to say 'you'.
"My stomach hurts," I lied, "Really bad" I added
"Was it something you ate?" She asked believing my lie
"Yeah Oliver. Did you eat something you shouldn't have?" Lilly questioned jokingly as I shot a small glare towards her. And Christy watched us glare at each other until she fake coughed and Lilly said like she didn't care nor pay attention, "She should get some water for that cough,"
"I fake coughed! To get you guys to stop flirting in front of me!"
"We're NOT dating!" Lilly and I yelled in unison. I kinda wanted to but I couldn't tell Lilly that.
"Oh. Then I can have Oliver?" Christy asked excited.
"What?!" Lilly and I asked in unison…again
"You guys said you weren't dating, so I can have Oliver,"
Lilly and I exchanged looks.
"You don't want Oliver. He's rude an-and weird." Lilly said
"That's right! Hey!" I answered after realizing what I just agreed to.
"And a weird person." Lilly added
"No comment" I replied
"So? You said you guys weren't dating," Christy said getting a little irritated
"Oh! I thought you said debating," I said a little confused at my own words. Lilly was too by the look on her face.
"So you are?" Christy asked. Lilly and I nodded slowly "Okay, Kiss."
"What?!" We yelled in confusion.
"Kiss, and I'll believe you,"
Lilly and I looked at each other, "We don't want to kiss in front of you, because you're a kid. We don't want to gross you out," I made up.
Christy scoffed. "You won't gross me out! I've seen my older sister kiss her boyfriend in front of me before,"
"But, w-" I was cut off by Lilly grabbing my chest and pulling me into a kiss.
"Okay, you guys are dating. I'll be back in a second." Christy said while Lilly and I were kissing.
We gently pulled away and we sat in an awkward silence for about five minutes. I tried to think of something to say, but all that came out was,
"You pulled out my chest hair,"