DILF
"Hey Sasuke, this magazine says you're DILF of the Month" Hinata said. I looked up at her from the fridge. She was lounging on the couch looking innocent as she read the latest issue of The Shinobi Scoop Magazine.
"Oh look! It's a picture of you and twins at the beach" she said. "It says 'can he ever stop looking hot, it's obvious why he was awarded DILF of the month-'"
"Hinata, why are you reading that?" I asked as I walked over and took the dirty magazine from her.
"Oh Ino wanted me to read it" she answered. I should have known it was Ino. What was she thinking? Hinata is too innocent to be reading such a magazine. It was full of crazy stories about sex scandals and other things that I knew her father would not approve of. He barely approved of me. I walked back into the kitchen and threw the magazine in the trash can. I continued looking for something to cook for dinner without saying another word about the magazine or the article.
"Hey Sasuke" Hinata started as she got up off the couch coming into the kitchen. I pulled out the ingredients for dinner and started preparing them.
"Yeah" I said to let her know I was listening even though I didn't look up at her.
"What's a DILF?" she asked. I looked over at her so fast I thought I might have broken my neck (or got whiplash or something). She was sitting innocently on a bar stool at the island. Her eyes filled to the brim with curiosity. I knew that she knew that I knew what it was and she wasn't going to let me off without giving her an answer.
"It's an acronym" I answered truthfully, hoping and praying that my answer would satisfy her.
"What does it stand for?" she asked. Doesn't she know curiosity killed the cat?
"What does what stand for?" I asked, (yes I was playing dumb) trying to prolong the inevitable.
"What does DILF stand for silly?" she said giggling a little.
''How do you want your steak?'' I asked. It was dumb for me ask because Hinata knew that I knew how she liked her steak. But who cares if I sounded like an idiot as long as she forgets about this DILF mess. I refuse to taint her innocence anymore. I had been doing it our whole life. In 1st grade I taught her about kissing under the slide. In 6th grade I made out with her. In 10th grade I exposed her to cursing. In college I fucked her. I can't be the one this time around.
"Sasuke, you're just stalling. You know how I like my steak" she whined. "If you don't want to tell me fine, I wont ask anymore" after that she went back into the living room and watched TV. When the food was done we ate in silence. I was dying/killing myself on the inside. My mind was at war with itself. Should tell her or should I keep quiet. Tell her! No keep quiet! Hinata still hadn't said a word.
"Hinata" I said drawing her attention.
"Yes Sasuke" she said. I had her full attention.
"Dad I'd Like to Fuck"